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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Any damn fool can rise in rebellion, but it takes LMNO in platform shoes to make it look good.  Any fool with a decent sense of balance can cook on a storm-tossed ship, but only ECH can do so and make you throw away your creme brule some spag made on land.  Any idiot can be an idiot, but only PAYNE can save your miserable soul while at the same time drunkenly falling down the stairs. 

Millions of morons can kill their neighbors with the jawbone of an ass, but only Nigel comes equiped with a jawbone in her ass.  Pick a name out of the phone book, and that person can bend a spoon with their mind, but only PHOX can bend her mind with a spoon.  There are any number of college twerps who can organize a flash mob, but only THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER would flash a mob.

Any jackass can sack Rome, and most did...But only SUU can carry the sack afterward.  Any half-way competent medium can tell you the future, but only HIRLEY0 IS the future.  Millions of Americans can park, but only EOC can park badly. 

When it comes to doin' it wrong, we do it right.  Personal relationships?  Covered...Horrible and public relationship drama is - unfortunately - a PD staple.  Careers?  Oh, yeah.  Most people here either change jobs like most people change their socks, or stay for years in a job they HATE.

I'm not passing judgement or anything.  I'm just telling it like it is.  So shut up.       

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do I even bother writing this shit?

[Phox]

That's because we're serious about having a good time.

Look at us. Warped individuals, each and every one of us. Much of it self-inflicted. Would we have it any other way? I certainly wouldn't. If I could distill all the weird and the rage and the hate that makes PD into a writhing mass, I'd start holding countries hostage for laughs. Heck, I might start doing that anyway, now that I've said it. but that's not the point, of course. But, it appears I've conveniently lost that point, but I think this probably sums it up better anyway:

<= this is how you fuckers make me feel.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Why do I even bother writing this shit?

It's the PD dead zone of the day. They all go away when the sun gets high for some reason.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do I even bother writing this shit?

It's the PD dead zone of the day. They all go away when the sun gets high for some reason.

I've been here since 5:30AM, today (not much going on at work).  It's been dead all day.  Plenty of people come, but they don't even fucking say hello to each other.  They just sit there waiting for input to view.  Like Goddamn cabbages.  There's ALWAYS a good reason, a good excuse...But they're HERE, so they can't ALL be all that Goddamn busy.

It's like fucking television or something.  It's no longer interactive.  It's fucking CRAP.  It's fucking PATHETIC.

Goddamn backsliding hipsters who think they're better than the humans because they IDENTIFY as Discordian, but are they?  REALLY?  Or are they just a different KIND of couch potato?

CONTRIVED EXCUSES NOW, PLS.

[Freeky]

Millions of people can photobomb, but only Remmington's sister can with the force of the bomb dropped on Nagasaki.

[Juana]

Anyone can make vindaloo, but only Freeky and Richter can make the sewers cry.

[Freeky]

Your signature is both terrifying and hypnotic.


Ask any idiot if they go dancing at clubs, odds are they'll say yes.  But only GARBO can make everyone at the club so terrified it puts them off their dancing game at the exact moment they get photographed.

[Payne]

Why do I even bother writing this shit?

It's the PD dead zone of the day. They all go away when the sun gets high for some reason.

I've been here since 5:30AM, today (not much going on at work).  It's been dead all day.  Plenty of people come, but they don't even fucking say hello to each other.  They just sit there waiting for input to view.  Like Goddamn cabbages.  There's ALWAYS a good reason, a good excuse...But they're HERE, so they can't ALL be all that Goddamn busy.

It's like fucking television or something.  It's no longer interactive.  It's fucking CRAP.  It's fucking PATHETIC.

Goddamn backsliding hipsters who think they're better than the humans because they IDENTIFY as Discordian, but are they?  REALLY?  Or are they just a different KIND of couch potato?

CONTRIVED EXCUSES NOW, PLS.

The fucking heathens will be judged. And found wanting (the latest nearly new fixed gear bike).

BURN THEM I SAY.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why do I even bother writing this shit?

It's the PD dead zone of the day. They all go away when the sun gets high for some reason.

I've been here since 5:30AM, today (not much going on at work).  It's been dead all day.  Plenty of people come, but they don't even fucking say hello to each other.  They just sit there waiting for input to view.  Like Goddamn cabbages.  There's ALWAYS a good reason, a good excuse...But they're HERE, so they can't ALL be all that Goddamn busy.

It's like fucking television or something.  It's no longer interactive.  It's fucking CRAP.  It's fucking PATHETIC.

Goddamn backsliding hipsters who think they're better than the humans because they IDENTIFY as Discordian, but are they?  REALLY?  Or are they just a different KIND of couch potato?

CONTRIVED EXCUSES NOW, PLS.

The fucking heathens will be judged. And found wanting (the latest nearly new fixed gear bike).

BURN THEM I SAY.

Expanded rant posted.

Also, months ago, I did a thread called "Payne's Messiah Complex", but nobody responded.  After several pages, I gave up.  It's under the Dok Howl account, I THINK...It's been a while.  It's buried a few pages back.

[Payne]

Why do I even bother writing this shit?

It's the PD dead zone of the day. They all go away when the sun gets high for some reason.

I've been here since 5:30AM, today (not much going on at work).  It's been dead all day.  Plenty of people come, but they don't even fucking say hello to each other.  They just sit there waiting for input to view.  Like Goddamn cabbages.  There's ALWAYS a good reason, a good excuse...But they're HERE, so they can't ALL be all that Goddamn busy.

It's like fucking television or something.  It's no longer interactive.  It's fucking CRAP.  It's fucking PATHETIC.

Goddamn backsliding hipsters who think they're better than the humans because they IDENTIFY as Discordian, but are they?  REALLY?  Or are they just a different KIND of couch potato?

CONTRIVED EXCUSES NOW, PLS.

The fucking heathens will be judged. And found wanting (the latest nearly new fixed gear bike).

BURN THEM I SAY.

Expanded rant posted.

Also, months ago, I did a thread called "Payne's Messiah Complex", but nobody responded.  After several pages, I gave up.  It's under the Dok Howl account, I THINK...It's been a while.  It's buried a few pages back.

A hunting I will go.

[Juana]

Your signature is both terrifying and hypnotic.


Ask any idiot if they go dancing at clubs, odds are they'll say yes.  But only GARBO can make everyone at the club so terrified it puts them off their dancing game at the exact moment they get photographed.

Thank you.

[EK WAFFLR]

Hi TDRR. Have I mentioned that you're brilliant?

[East Coast Hustle]

Any common thief can steal your wallet and stick a knife in your kidney but only AMERICA can rob you blind and make you proud of being better than all the other knifing victims because you've pissed more blood.

[Freeky]

Any common thief can steal your wallet and stick a knife in your kidney but only AMERICA can rob you blind and make you proud of being better than all the other knifing victims because you've pissed more blood.

Scathing and witty.