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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 24, 2012, 03:24:24 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 24, 2012, 03:24:24 AM
...made lance corporal already.

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Luna

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July 24, 2012, 03:25:31 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 03:24:24 AM
...made lance corporal already.

:banana:

Whoo, that's FAST.  Congrats to 'im.   :)
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July 24, 2012, 03:26:53 AM
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July 24, 2012, 03:27:09 AM
Cool beans.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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July 24, 2012, 03:30:14 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:25:31 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 03:24:24 AM
...made lance corporal already.

:banana:

Whoo, that's FAST.  Congrats to 'im.   :)

Yeah, he's been in for about 9 months.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

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July 24, 2012, 03:33:17 AM
Congrats to him! :)

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July 24, 2012, 06:17:05 AM
AW HELL YEAH!!!!!
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July 24, 2012, 07:03:02 AM
That's fucking impressive!

Goes to show what teaching kids about motivation™ and FUCK YOU™ can bring.
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July 24, 2012, 07:05:11 AM
Hot Damn! That's impressive!
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#9
July 24, 2012, 01:22:01 PM
May he lance the shit out of things.
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July 24, 2012, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 07:03:02 AM
That's fucking impressive!

Goes to show what teaching kids about motivation™ and FUCK YOU™ can bring.

It also helps that he's perfectly suited for the Marines.  He wouldn't do so well in the Army, I think.  We were always kinda seat of your pants and a little sloppy, and he loves regimentation. 

But being able to laugh silently at stupidity also helps.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

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July 24, 2012, 03:21:16 PM
:mittens: x9000 for Ian!
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July 24, 2012, 03:27:54 PM
Fantastic!
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July 25, 2012, 02:55:50 AM
Fuck yeah!
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