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OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 06:16:10 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*
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Sir Bearington

Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Bearington

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?

Yes i did but it was a sonic boom and caused temporary deafness.

Apologies if Ive overlooked anything.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?

Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Recently?  Lots of people die every day, it's just that most aren't so fortunate as to have made it to the limelight for anyone to give a fuck.  Some dude probably just crashed his car into a pole today.  Another dozen or so people have probably died of starvation, probably just in the past hour or less.  Probably one or more people drowned today in some lake in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere.

But they weren't on the TeeVee.
They weren't killed at a Batman screening.
They weren't the CORRECT people.
They were just nameless shlubs.

Nameless shlubs die all the time.  It's a trend that is anything but recent. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Bearington

Someone dies everytime you look at this post funnily enough.

Totally true.

AFK

Yet, mercilessly, I'm not one of them. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:04:09 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Recently?  Lots of people die every day, it's just that most aren't so fortunate as to have made it to the limelight for anyone to give a fuck.  Some dude probably just crashed his car into a pole today.  Another dozen or so people have probably died of starvation, probably just in the past hour or less.  Probably one or more people drowned today in some lake in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere.

But they weren't on the TeeVee.
They weren't killed at a Batman screening.
They weren't the CORRECT people.
They were just nameless shlubs.

Nameless shlubs die all the time.  It's a trend that is anything but recent.

Another day, another dead junkie, RWHN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Bearington


AFK

I've heard that before.  I'm up to here with empty promises.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Bearington

Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
I've heard that before.  I'm up to here with empty promises.

I keep on reading it never does, how disappointing.   :|

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:57:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?

Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one...

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."