SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline

[Sir Bearington]

It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.

She's your problem now.

You have my deepest sympathies.

Meh, I've lost interest.  It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.

Sexyfish is like a facehugger, once she latches onto your face with a kind word or comment there is no getting rid of her until she is good and ready.

[Freeky]

It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.

She's your problem now.

You have my deepest sympathies.

Meh, I've lost interest.  It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.

Sexyfish is like a facehugger, once she latches onto your face with a kind word or comment there is no getting rid of her until she is good and ready.

Meh.

[Sir Bearington]

It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.

She's your problem now.

You have my deepest sympathies.

Meh, I've lost interest.  It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.

Sexyfish is like a facehugger, once she latches onto your face with a kind word or comment there is no getting rid of her until she is good and ready.

Meh.

Look at how psychologically damaged it left me.

I'm a wreck.

[SexyFish]

harvey why are you so obsessed with me?

[Salty]

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

[Freeky]

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?

This twerp?  Naw.    I have disdain for her, but that doesn't cost me any stress or energy, neither of which I have to spare on her.

[SexyFish]

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet

[Salty]

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet

This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.

[Sir Bearington]

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

[Lenin McCarthy]

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.

[Freeky]

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.

You got better.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.

And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.

[Salty]

I was an insufferable, mentally unstable twat.

[SexyFish]

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet

This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.

okay well it's true so i don't know how to change it lol

I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.

Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.

Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.

:') i l yyyy

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.

And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.

ew you disgust me

Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?

Sorry. 16 is no excuse.

never said it was, homeboy