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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 06, 2012, 07:20:24 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 06, 2012, 07:20:24 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

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August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 06, 2012, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.

I meant the stepdad.

And the pigeon ALWAYS wins.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

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August 06, 2012, 08:14:41 PM Last Edit: August 06, 2012, 08:28:54 PM by Secret Agent GARBO
They're both like that, although my biological dad is very slightly less retarded when it comes to politics.

Okay, my urge to debate the pigeon and/or tell it how blitheringly stupid it is sometimes wins out.


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"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 06, 2012, 08:21:03 PM
Pigeons are just rats with wings.

Never, ever bet against rats.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#5
August 06, 2012, 08:29:36 PM
Duely noted. :D
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
August 06, 2012, 08:31:00 PM
 :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#7
August 06, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
This thread has also helpfully reminded me that I was going to buy a chess set at some point.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 06, 2012, 08:36:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
This thread has also helpfully reminded me that I was going to buy a chess set at some point.

Roll-up board, triple-weight pieces.

Can't go wrong.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#9
August 06, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
And since this is London, there are also no shortage of pigeons to shit all over the board.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 06, 2012, 08:37:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
And since this is London, there are also no shortage of pigeons to shit all over the board.

Same here.  It's a fucking desert, and we have pigeons.  Go figure.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
August 06, 2012, 09:27:20 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.

Tea Bagger Stepdad should've met my mom.

She has her good points, she takes care of her husband, who has advanced Alzheimer's, at home.

Other than that, she's batshit. I never knew this woman until a little over 10 years ago (she'd put me up for adoption at the age of 3 days). I found a Bush republican who thinks Jesus is going to come back and convert all the J00s and Muslims "pray to the moon". Oh yeah, and Black people are cursed because they're "the sons of Hamm".

We don't talk much.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#12
August 06, 2012, 09:30:16 PM
:lulz: Oh man. We sure can pick 'em, right? My parents aren't quite that bad, but almost.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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