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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, August 07, 2012, 08:16:32 PM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

August 07, 2012, 08:16:32 PM
Did you know that eating four peaches in an afternoon causes fast poomp?

I did not know this.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Salty

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August 07, 2012, 08:34:36 PM
I'm pretty sure that not using Regulation Discordian Fruit to conduct such business is a heresy.

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The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

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August 07, 2012, 08:50:21 PM
But all evidence of the heresy is hearsay. Your pit-iful attempts to impeach will be fruitless.

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

AFK

#3
August 08, 2012, 01:29:25 AM
Your logic is fuzzy.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#4
August 08, 2012, 03:05:34 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 07, 2012, 08:34:36 PM
I'm pretty sure that not using Regulation Discordian Fruit to conduct such business is a heresy.

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East Coast Hustle

#5
August 08, 2012, 10:40:06 PM
GRAPES OR GTFO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

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August 08, 2012, 11:25:28 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 08, 2012, 10:40:06 PM
GRAPES OR GTFO.

You're totally on, next time you have grapes.
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