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Since Cramulus is dead, I suppose it's okay to tell the truth about him.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 07, 2012, 05:29:12 PM

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It is said that Cramulus, in his cruel and diverse studies, invented the narwhal, the guinea pig, and almost all inhabitants of New Zealand. When asked what went wrong, he simply said, staring pensively at his thumbs, "I was only trying to help".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."