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Things LMNO will be doing on his Big Gay Cowboy vacation.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 10, 2012, 11:42:01 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 10, 2012, 11:42:01 PM
1.  Saving Montana orphans from great white sharks.

Post your guesses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Murmur

#1
August 11, 2012, 12:45:50 AM
2. Vainly looking for a hill in Kansas.
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"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Telarus

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August 11, 2012, 12:48:44 AM
3. Importing great white sharks into Montana and Kansas.
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Don Coyote

#3
August 11, 2012, 01:18:08 AM
4. Injecting dangerous amounts of FABULOUS into Great White Sharks.

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#4
August 11, 2012, 01:20:59 AM
5. Changing horses midstream.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
August 11, 2012, 01:37:50 AM
Making Chuck Norris cry.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
August 11, 2012, 03:04:13 AM
7. Communing with owls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
August 13, 2012, 01:51:23 PM
8.  Putting a splint on Brokeback Mountain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#8
August 13, 2012, 02:00:55 PM
:lol:

10. Organizing a running of the bulls in Billings.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Richter

#9
August 13, 2012, 02:48:25 PM
Bringing shells to the rocky mountain oysters
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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tyrannosaurus vex

#10
August 13, 2012, 03:24:48 PM
Riding off into the sunset, and making it to the horizon in time to grab breakfast  in the next town over.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
August 13, 2012, 09:19:57 PM
"Gunfight" at the OK Corral.
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Eater of Clowns

#12
August 13, 2012, 09:21:11 PM
Wear a poncho and actually pull it off.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 13, 2012, 11:41:45 PM
47. Genetically engineering a new species of "turbo dormouse" that automatically deploys hardcore gay pornography when the environment reaches a certain level of Pagan saturation, even though there's no computer involved.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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August 14, 2012, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:41:45 PM
47. Genetically engineering a new species of "turbo dormouse" that automatically deploys hardcore gay pornography when the environment reaches a certain level of Pagan saturation, even though there's no computer involved.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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