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Started by Suu, August 15, 2012, 02:49:14 PM

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August 15, 2012, 02:49:14 PM Last Edit: August 16, 2012, 01:45:11 PM by Suu
Yes, that's right. Tomorrow I turn 30. Finally.

I fucking hated this decade of my life. I feel like I gained more exp points than most people twice my age in a fraction of the time. Six of those years, I've posted here at PD. Yes, that's right, I was just a wee 24 year old Suu when the fine upstanding folks of Peedee started shaping my mind into what it is today.

So tell me, trusted advisers and Holy MenTM, what should I do to celebrate my last day as a 20 something?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
August 15, 2012, 02:50:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 15, 2012, 02:49:14 PM
Yes, that's right. Tomorrow I turn 30. Finally.

I fucking hated this decade of my life. I feel like I gained more exp points than most people twice my age in a fraction of the time. Six of those years, I've posted here at PD. Yes, that's right, I was just a wee 24 year old Suu when the fine upstanding folks of Peedee started shaping my mind into what it is today.

So tell me, trusted advisers and Holy MenTM, what should I do to celebrate my last day as a 20 something?!

Wear black w/weeds, invest in Geritol, and put a walker on layaway.

It worked for me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#2
August 15, 2012, 02:53:10 PM
Invest in silver.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Dark Monk

#3
August 15, 2012, 03:07:48 PM
Become an official Darth.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Suu

#4
August 15, 2012, 03:13:39 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on August 15, 2012, 03:07:48 PM
Become an official Darth.

That will be in 3 years when I finally walk with my Masters. I plan to do so with the hood over my head holding a lightsaber.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#5
August 15, 2012, 04:28:26 PM
Cake&Debauchery™

Spend the actual day as hung over as possible. It's what I did.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cuddlefish

#6
August 15, 2012, 04:28:50 PM
I can't say what you should do, but if you do anything, you should invite me along.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

East Coast Hustle

#7
August 15, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
I'd like to help, but I turned 35 a couple days ago so I don't even remember what it was like to be hurtling out of my twenties. My advice? Retroactively enjoy your youth, since it's all Depends and Polident from here on out.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#8
August 15, 2012, 04:52:15 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 15, 2012, 04:28:50 PM
I can't say what you should do, but if you do anything, you should invite me along.

I was going to have a party of some sort, probably at the German Club, but then NavyGuy decided he's dragging me to Groton tomorrow night and we're leaving for NYC on Friday.

Somehow, Coney Island and some of my cousin's friends are involved. I have a feeling I may not know who I am come Monday.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#9
August 15, 2012, 05:05:39 PM
Uhhhhh....a person who is a few days older than you are today?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#10
August 15, 2012, 05:38:56 PM
Drugs! Celebrating any anniversary without some near-fatal dose of intoxicant (legal or otherwise) is badwrong.

... and that's pretty much all I got  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Salty

#11
August 15, 2012, 05:59:58 PM
Get drunk.

Get a walker and go to a club where young people are waiting outside to get in.

Shake fist angrily, pee on them. Blame them for Obamacare and tell them to GET OFF YER LAWN.

Uh, pee more.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

P3nT4gR4m

#12
August 15, 2012, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 15, 2012, 05:59:58 PM
Get drunk.

Get a walker and go to a club where young people are waiting outside to get in.

Shake fist angrily, pee on them. Blame them for Obamacare and tell them to GET OFF YER LAWN.

Uh, pee more.

You've been fucking following me :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 15, 2012, 06:02:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 15, 2012, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 15, 2012, 05:59:58 PM
Get drunk.

Get a walker and go to a club where young people are waiting outside to get in.

Shake fist angrily, pee on them. Blame them for Obamacare and tell them to GET OFF YER LAWN.

Uh, pee more.

You've been fucking following me :argh!:

Well, it didn't take much guessing, as there are no toilets in Scotland.  Well, there IS one, but it's Scotland.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#14
August 15, 2012, 07:30:56 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 15, 2012, 05:59:58 PM
Get drunk.

Get a walker and go to a club where young people are waiting outside to get in.

Shake fist angrily, pee on them. Blame them for Obamacare and tell them to GET OFF YER LAWN.

Uh, pee more.

You're a fucking genius, Alty.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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