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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM

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Freeky

#105
August 21, 2012, 09:23:55 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 09:09:39 AM
It essentialy works by reducing your calorie intake from the recommended 2000 a day to 60 a day.  Naturally, this is extremely fucking dangerous and not at all a good idea, though it will actually work, unlike a number of fad diets.  It's just not in any way sustainable.

Much like Canada.

:lulz:

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#106
August 21, 2012, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes.  You're welcome.

3: NARDWUAR. Actually Nardwuar's not offensive in his own right, it's the fact that the Canadians have not yet erected a Rushmore-like monument to his greatness, that is offensive. NARDWUAR
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

hooplala

#107
August 21, 2012, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on August 21, 2012, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes.  You're welcome.

3: NARDWUAR. Actually Nardwuar's not offensive in his own right, it's the fact that the Canadians have not yet erected a Rushmore-like monument to his greatness, that is offensive. NARDWUAR

You speak of respect, yet fail to use his full name and titles.

It's Nardwuar the Human Serviette.

Yes, I said "serviette" twice in one thread... fucking canadians...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#108
August 21, 2012, 05:09:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on August 21, 2012, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes.  You're welcome.

3: NARDWUAR. Actually Nardwuar's not offensive in his own right, it's the fact that the Canadians have not yet erected a Rushmore-like monument to his greatness, that is offensive. NARDWUAR

You speak of respect, yet fail to use his full name and titles.

It's Nardwuar the Human Serviette.

Yes, I said "serviette" twice in one thread... fucking canadians...

I humbly apologize for my offense.

Also, doot doola doot doo
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#109
August 21, 2012, 05:52:15 PM
I can't help noticing that Twid's band is the new Suu's vagina.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#110
August 21, 2012, 06:13:05 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 21, 2012, 05:52:15 PM
I can't help noticing that Twid's band is the new Suu's vagina.  :lol:

:spittake:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#111
August 22, 2012, 12:52:49 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#112
August 22, 2012, 01:21:00 PM
What really bugs me about that is that she's 27. Why the hell does she still do songs a 14-year-old would find Juvenile?

Oh right...SHE'S CANADIAN
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AFK

#113
August 22, 2012, 01:25:09 PM
I guess she probably figures since Britney Spears and Christine Aguilera, and all of those other teen princesses grew up to appeal to adult audiences, she could stay behind and conquer the next generation of tweens.


Too bad for her that Katy Perry came along.


And also that her music kind of sucks.


I can't wait for the first Nickelback/Avril duet.


That's going to be all kinds of awesome!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

#114
August 22, 2012, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on August 22, 2012, 12:52:49 PM
This

Honestly, I don't know where to begin...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Luna

#115
August 22, 2012, 02:07:40 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Demacrux

#116
August 22, 2012, 08:39:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 22, 2012, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on August 22, 2012, 12:52:49 PM
This

Honestly, I don't know where to begin...

..I understand that thought completely.

EK WAFFLR

#117
August 22, 2012, 08:45:25 PM
Bryan Adams.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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