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I AM MOOPLE, HEAR ME RAWR!

Started by Salty, August 23, 2012, 04:37:56 AM

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Salty

BEHOLD!

YEA VERILY I HATH SEENETH THE LIGHTH.

And it came to pass that PD.COM shifted like sand in the wind...
Or was it shitted in a hand full of win...
or sifted through ham to find the whimsey.
And it came to pass that PD.COM was a different place than it was before.
And it came to pass that TEH GAWDESS transifgured mine face before thine eyes so thath thou would gayley shed the coil of SIN and DEGRADATION and FULLY UNDERSTANDABLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
And it came to pass that my visiage would lighteth the coldest hearts and maketh them unto mine own image.
And it came to pass that the Moople and his people would train giant rodents to attack congress.
And it came to pass that Eris was pleased.
Which is never a good thing, come to think of it.

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Nice avvie. Wish I'd thought to do that. :lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Srs, that avvie is GIGGLES quality.  :lulz:
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Anyone who's ever hung out with giggles for any significant period of time has ended up looking like that. True story.

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"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Salty

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 09:16:26 PM


You are wise, my son.

AND VERILY YOUR WISDOM WILL SHINE UPON THE AGES.
And women shall weep.
And men shall make happy noises with the elephants.
And children will bathe in the blood of those who do not show gratitude of Moople.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

What's also amazing is that nobody WOMPed the feet, but they still look like little pig hooves.  :lol:
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This really has meme potential, I think.

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