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Started by P3nT4gR4m, August 23, 2012, 01:56:51 PM

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Freeky

#15
August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM


My cock is much bigger than yours!

EK WAFFLR

#16
August 23, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
THIS is why I love PeeDee! I knew there were different breeds of cock. But only here could I find a place I highly enjoy, where at the same time, someone knows about cockbreeds. :D
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Salty

#17
August 23, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM


My cock is much bigger than yours!

That is terrifying. But size isn't nearly as important as the tast-you know I'm just gonna stop now.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#18
August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
Quote from: Moople on August 23, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM


My cock is much bigger than yours!

That is terrifying. But size isn't nearly as important as the tast-you know I'm just gonna stop now.

I, uh, I agree with that. -cough-

My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:

The Johnny

#19
August 23, 2012, 09:46:11 PM

I wanted to find a rooster made out of penii, but i couldnt find it  :sad:
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Suu

#20
August 23, 2012, 10:31:35 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM


My cock is much bigger than yours!

My cock can walk right through the door!

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LMNO

#21
August 23, 2012, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:

I'm not sure you realize how turned on I am right now.





Oh wait, you probably do.

Freeky

#22
August 24, 2012, 12:29:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 23, 2012, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:

I'm not sure you realize how turned on I am right now.





Oh wait, you probably do.

Yes.  Yes I do. :fap:

LMNO

#23
August 24, 2012, 01:09:50 PM
Ok, now I keep thinking it says "Beautiful Cock Farm."





Which happens to be relevant to my interests.

HandsomeGirl

#24
August 24, 2012, 01:45:00 PM
There's no such thing as a beautiful cock, they're all strictly utilitarian.  That's what makes them so great.  If they looked pretty, I doubt they'd feel good.
Alcohol makes them look nice, though.

Also, I conquered a fear in coming to this thread.  Chickens scare the living piss out of me.  Evil self-important delicious bastards, they are.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

LMNO

#25
August 24, 2012, 02:00:12 PM
That's silly.  A beautiful cock is, well... beautiful.

I mean, compare Tom Byron to Peter North, or Rico Strong to Lexington Steele.  There's clearly an aesthetic at work, here.

hooplala

#26
August 24, 2012, 02:02:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 02:00:12 PM
That's silly.  A beautiful cock is, well... beautiful.

I mean, compare Tom Byron to Peter North, or Rico Strong to Lexington Steele.  There's clearly an aesthetic at work, here.

LMNO is right.  Trust me.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#27
August 24, 2012, 02:08:44 PM
See?  The guy who shoops porn for a living agrees with me!

Faust

#28
August 24, 2012, 02:26:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 02:08:44 PM
See?  The guy who shoops porn for a living agrees with me!

Actually yes, Hoopla, in your opinion who has the most beautiful cock in the industry?
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hooplala

#29
August 24, 2012, 02:34:54 PM
Probably either Peter North or Chris Strokes.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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