Every time I click on this forum...

[LMNO]

I was going to go with Sean Michaels, but I'll concede to the industry professional.

[hooplala]

I was going to go with Sean Michaels, but I'll concede to the industry professional.

Oh he's good too... and James Deen, though I think he himself is a fucking douche.  There actually aren't that many, most guys in porn are horrid.

[HandsomeGirl]

Very well.  I won't refute you all, but I have questions.
What, then, are the qualities of beautiful cock?  Are bulgy veins a plus or a minus?  Is a bit of a slant perferred?  Head size in relation to shaft?  Overall coloring?  Do testes count in with this and if so how much?  And the most asked question: Does size really matter?

I would say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all know that's shit.

[Placid Dingo]

I made a chicken joke before reading rest of thread. obviously no more chicken jokes required. Ignore this post.

[HandsomeGirl]

POST RESPONSIBLY DINGO

[hooplala]

Very well.  I won't refute you all, but I have questions.
What, then, are the qualities of beautiful cock?  Are bulgy veins a plus or a minus?  Is a bit of a slant perferred?  Head size in relation to shaft?  Overall coloring?  Do testes count in with this and if so how much?  And the most asked question: Does size really matter?

I would say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all know that's shit.

[HandsomeGirl]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

[Enrico Salazar]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!

[Enrico Salazar]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!

Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot.  Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES. 

Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?

[HandsomeGirl]

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

Let it be known that this fucker love the little dangly bits.  They bring mind numbing rages of joy.  They just don't jive well with the word "beautiful" in any way, shape or form.  What they do is beauty, not how they look.

Engorge is almost as sexy as moist.  And flax.

[Freeky]

Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect. 

False. In fact I've been gorging myself with ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers for 3 months just to grow out my gut so I don't have to ever look at my own.

[Freeky]

Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect. 

False. In fact I've been gorging myself with ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers for 3 months just to grow out my gut so I don't have to ever look at my own.

D:  Nuuuuuuuuu, don't do that!