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I'm a Terrible Person.

Started by Cuddlefish, August 24, 2012, 03:59:00 PM

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Cuddlefish

I haven't been around much, and I feel the need to apologize.

Sure, my absence could be explained by a few things. My older brother just got married, which was quite a to-do. Also, I could tell you it was because I've been preparing myself to go to a REAL university in the fall, filing papers, signing up for classes, doing the financial aid thing...

But, as true as all the above is, the real reason I haven't been around is because I've discovered...

Minecraft.

I've literally logged four and a half days of play time since my birthday (July 31st).

I'm not proud.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Dark Monk

I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 24, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
I haven't been around much, and I feel the need to apologize.

Sure, my absence could be explained by a few things. My older brother just got married, which was quite a to-do. Also, I could tell you it was because I've been preparing myself to go to a REAL university in the fall, filing papers, signing up for classes, doing the financial aid thing...

But, as true as all the above is, the real reason I haven't been around is because I've discovered...

Minecraft.

I've literally logged four and a half days of play time since my birthday (July 31st).

I'm not proud.

L.O. is obsessed with Minecraft.
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Enrico is terrible person.  In fact it was Enrico's momo's first words to him.  "Enrico, you is terrible person."  He hope it will be epitaph on tomb some day far far in future when Enrico die for final time.  Will be a Tuesday, momo say that also and as well.

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Enrico! What foul corner of the world did you drag yorself here from this time?  :evil:





Also, MINECRAFT.... I have to deal with a 13 yr old with minecraft withdrawls.  He's earning himself enough cash to buy his own copy, tho. :evilmad:
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Cain

If it makes you feel better, I've logged 124 hours on Skyrim....since about the middle of July.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 24, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
I haven't been around much, and I feel the need to apologize.

Sure, my absence could be explained by a few things. My older brother just got married, which was quite a to-do. Also, I could tell you it was because I've been preparing myself to go to a REAL university in the fall, filing papers, signing up for classes, doing the financial aid thing...

But, as true as all the above is, the real reason I haven't been around is because I've discovered...

Minecraft.

I've literally logged four and a half days of play time since my birthday (July 31st).

I'm not proud.

Dimo, what have they DONE to you?
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Dark Monk

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27778 Take-downs
260583 Minion Kills
959 Wins 890 Losses

Games average 30 minutes....
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 03:33:16 AM
If it makes you feel better, I've logged 124 hours on Skyrim....since about the middle of July.

I think I need to stop playing Skyrim forever. That's only a tenth of how much time I've wasted on it. :sad:

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
Enrico is terrible person.  In fact it was Enrico's momo's first words to him.  "Enrico, you is terrible person."  He hope it will be epitaph on tomb some day far far in future when Enrico die for final time.  Will be a Tuesday, momo say that also and as well.

Is pleasure to meet you.

It's good to know I'm with like company.

Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 03:33:16 AM
If it makes you feel better, I've logged 124 hours on Skyrim....since about the middle of July.

This is exactly why I won't pick up Skyrim, no matter how hard all my friends try to convince me. I know a time burner when I see it. Except for this Minecraft thing, it kinda snuck up on me.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:23:55 AM
Dimo, what have they DONE to you?

They gave me an outlet for my "Isolated Hermit" fetish.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 25, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
Enrico is terrible person.  In fact it was Enrico's momo's first words to him.  "Enrico, you is terrible person."  He hope it will be epitaph on tomb some day far far in future when Enrico die for final time.  Will be a Tuesday, momo say that also and as well.

Is pleasure to meet you.

It's good to know I'm with like company.

Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 03:33:16 AM
If it makes you feel better, I've logged 124 hours on Skyrim....since about the middle of July.

This is exactly why I won't pick up Skyrim, no matter how hard all my friends try to convince me. I know a time burner when I see it. Except for this Minecraft thing, it kinda snuck up on me.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:23:55 AM
Dimo, what have they DONE to you?

They gave me an outlet for my "Isolated Hermit" fetish.

YOU DON'T GOTTA KILL THE PUNK, THE DISSIDENT, THE ACTIVIST.  YOU JUST GOTTA SHOW HIM FARMVILLE!

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:44:53 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 25, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
Enrico is terrible person.  In fact it was Enrico's momo's first words to him.  "Enrico, you is terrible person."  He hope it will be epitaph on tomb some day far far in future when Enrico die for final time.  Will be a Tuesday, momo say that also and as well.

Is pleasure to meet you.

It's good to know I'm with like company.

Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 03:33:16 AM
If it makes you feel better, I've logged 124 hours on Skyrim....since about the middle of July.

This is exactly why I won't pick up Skyrim, no matter how hard all my friends try to convince me. I know a time burner when I see it. Except for this Minecraft thing, it kinda snuck up on me.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:23:55 AM
Dimo, what have they DONE to you?

They gave me an outlet for my "Isolated Hermit" fetish.

YOU DON'T GOTTA KILL THE PUNK, THE DISSIDENT, THE ACTIVIST.  YOU JUST GOTTA SHOW HIM FARMVILLE!

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

Hey, man. I didn't do it.

I'm still here, just itching to destroy a venue or two, start an indoor riot league, and still get invited back despite the resulting property damage. But the whole world pussed out.

I've spoken to just about everyone I know (which is a lot of people after fronting the best HC/punk band in the tri-state area for ten years) about starting up a new project. Every last mother fucker acts all gung-ho when we talk about it, but none of them can ever man up. Too busy, too many egos. Not enough time (which is the worst bullshit excuse. If you really wanted something done, you'd make the damn time. Plus, a lot of these lazy, narcissistic assholes seem to find the time to work on their shitty "solo-project" or whatever other masturbatory, fanciful crap they've trying to poorly market, yet not the time to build something that takes a combined effort. Fucking lazy, selfish assholes. End parenthetical).

Weak. Weak-ass motherfuckers. That's what it is. That's what it comes down to. No longer the strength to stare the whole world in the face and not even blink, let alone flinch, nor the strength to fight their way to the inevitable end, till death takes you kicking and screaming. They just avert their gaze. They keep their eyes on their shoes and pretend it's not there. You can't rebel without rebelling against death itself, and if you can't look the future the face, you can't rebel. These people will have their car and family now. They will have their two weeks of paid vacation, too, please, if they can . And that TV looks nice and big. And I think I'll just sit here and *yawn* yeah some shitty generic snackfoodz *munch* and y'know, I'm just gonna rest my eyes for a bit...

Comatose.

So, it's not my fucking fault.




PS: I'm not sure if you are familiar with the game, but Minecraft is practically the exact antithesis of friggin' Farmville.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 26, 2012, 05:17:43 PM


PS: I'm not sure if you are familiar with the game, but Minecraft is practically the exact antithesis of friggin' Farmville.

I am familiar with it enough to know that it is NOT, in fact, PaF.

For shame.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 24, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
I haven't been around much, and I feel the need to apologize.

Sure, my absence could be explained by a few things. My older brother just got married, which was quite a to-do. Also, I could tell you it was because I've been preparing myself to go to a REAL university in the fall, filing papers, signing up for classes, doing the financial aid thing...

But, as true as all the above is, the real reason I haven't been around is because I've discovered...

Minecraft.

I've literally logged four and a half days of play time since my birthday (July 31st).

I'm not proud.

Happens to the best of us. I've been obsessed with that game since early beta.

But recently, I've been logging more time in Real*Life than Minecraft. You heard of that one? Apparently you can be anything you want to be (given enough credit funds). You can even be a Doctor of Entomology if you put your mind to it. It's also quite a bit more challenging than Minecraft, with a really great sliding difficulty setting, though, there are these random mob spawns you've got to look out for. And it's all in Hardcore setting otherwise, so if you die the game deletes itself. Heck of a lot more people playing, too.
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