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WHAT HAVE YOU BASTARDS DONE WITH WAFFLE IRON?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 27, 2012, 02:15:01 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 27, 2012, 02:15:01 AM
He was just here a little while ago.  Couple of weeks, maybe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1
August 27, 2012, 02:23:00 AM
I think he came into contact with somethiing that Richter sharpened.

tyrannosaurus vex

#2
August 27, 2012, 02:23:56 AM
I turned him in to ICE. Tired of that fucker Taking Our Jobs.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Dark Monk

#3
August 27, 2012, 02:28:06 AM
I gave him a cd-key for Guns of Icarus LOL
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Cain

#4
August 27, 2012, 09:19:31 AM
He is being replaced with an upgraded model.  Please stand by.

EK WAFFLR

#5
August 27, 2012, 11:01:52 AM
Someone slipped me a Mickey Finn that contained, among other things, sodium pentothal, industrial grade amphetamines, lysergic acid, and ant's piss.
I've been accosting german tourists by the wayside, almost naked, other than a small dishcloth stapled to my pubis.

Snapped out of it yesterday. I think.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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