Since the Recipes forum says not to post this there, and it's an invention...

[CorbeauEtRenard]

http://www.nomiku.com/

You heard the lady, it's like the microwave oven of bag-steak!
Use it to make scrambled eggs!
Only $359!

[Bruno]

I like how their target market seems to be people who can't cook, but have plenty of money to throw at overpriced crap

[CorbeauEtRenard]

I had a thought shortly after I posted that.

It occurred to me that the whole bag-steak thing might actually be some sort of clever dadaist anti-art approach to cooking, giving the clueless food-fad-followers the cooking they deserve, and maybe it just got out of hand.

I mean, if people are willing to pay money for viscous glop that's labeled "scrambled eggs," why not make it for them and cackle to yourself as the pour it down their face-hole?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus fuck.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's gonna be awesome when the thermostats on a bunch of these go out and people get wicked food poisoning.