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Fidel's Thoughts of the Day

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 11, 2012, 06:43:09 PM

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Lenin McCarthy

#15
September 12, 2012, 10:34:12 AM
It's always darkest before the universe achieves maximum entropy and suffers heat death.

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
September 12, 2012, 03:42:02 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on September 12, 2012, 10:34:12 AM
It's always darkest before the universe achieves maximum entropy and suffers heat death.

Stupid Universe. Why you gotta have heat death?
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tyrannosaurus vex

#17
September 12, 2012, 05:23:48 PM
It's always darkest right after the barstool hits you, and right before you start seeing stars.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

EK WAFFLR

#18
September 12, 2012, 05:27:13 PM
It's always darkest st noon time, if you have a blinding migraine.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#19
September 12, 2012, 05:31:08 PM
It's always darkest after you get red hot pokers jammed in your eyes, or when you have your visual cortex removed.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#20
September 12, 2012, 05:34:27 PM
It's always darkest if you are Helen Keller
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#21
September 12, 2012, 05:37:32 PM
 :lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Verbal Mike

#22
September 12, 2012, 06:03:52 PM
:lulz:
Waffles wins.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#23
September 12, 2012, 06:48:06 PM
Yeah thats eternal darkness in both directions. Prebirth darkness living darkness and post mortem darkness
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Luna

#24
September 12, 2012, 11:42:33 PM
It's always darkest right before you stub your fucking toe on the table leg.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Richter

#25
September 12, 2012, 11:51:21 PM
It's always darkest when some fucker has their high beams on in the opposite lane.
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