Where is nipple hero anyway?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Havent seen him around in awhile. Germany invade belgium again?

[Cain]

The nipple hero is within us all.

Behold, I teach you the nipple man. The nipple man is the meaning of the earth.  Let your will say: the nipple man shall be the meaning of the earth! I beseech you, my brothers, remain faithful to the earth, and do not believe those who speak to you of otherworldly hopes! Poison-mixers are they, whether they know it or not. Despisers of life are they, decaying and poisoned themselves, of whom the earth is weary: so let them go.

Man is a rope, tied between beast and nipple man--a rope over an abyss...What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end: what can be loved in man is that he is an overture and a going under...

[LMNO]

There is no nipple man but nipple man; and he is your mipple man.  The nipple man is my shepard, i shall not want.  Yea, Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers, but whose delight is in the law of the nipple man.  Deliver me, my nipple hero!  Strike all my enemies on the jaw; break the teeth of the wicked.

[The Wizard Joseph]

The great man, then, knows when and in what he is a Nipple man. The Nipple Man does not know
that he has nipples, and he is afraid of knowing it. He covers up his smallness and narrowness with illusions of nipples and
greatness, of other's nipples and greatness. He is proud of his great generals but not proud of his nipples. He admires the
nipples which he did not have and not the nipples he does have. He believes in nipples all the more thoroughly the less he
comprehends them, and does nor believe in the correctness of those nipples, which he comprehends most easily.

I shall begin with the Nipple Man in myself:

(Reich gets kind of NSFW from here)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[P3nT4gR4m]

Nipple Hero is fighting a crusade on behalf of the poor and oppressed nipples of the world. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you can find him, and if you're a nipple, maybe you can hire Nipple Hero.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Woe to you oh earth and sea for the devil sends the nipple with wrath because he knows his time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckong the number of the nipple for it is a human number. Its number is 000.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Havent seen him around in awhile. Germany invade belgium again?

I think I pissed him off.

And he, like many people, has a broken mood swinger.  Once it goes off in one direction, it tends to keep going that way.

[EK WAFFLR]

The cow licked salty ice blocks. After one day of licking, she freed Nipple Hero's hair from the ice. After two days, his head appeared. On the third day the whole Nipple Hero  was there. His name was Nipple Hero, and he was tall, strong, and handsome.
Nipple Hero begot a son named Tipple Nero, and Tipple Nero married Cripple Aero, the daughter of a giant.
Tipple Nero and Cripple Aero had three sons: Odin was the first, Vili the second, and Vé the third.
It is believed that Odin, in association with his brothers, is the ruler of heaven and earth. He is the greatest and most famous of all men.

[Verbal Mike]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Of nipples and the man I sing, who, forced by fate
And perky Juno's unrelenting hate,
Exposed and exiled, left the Belgian shore.
Long labors, both by sea and land, he bore;
And in the doubtful fondling, before he won
The Dutch realm and built the destined town,
His banished goods restored to rights divine,
And settled sure succulence in his line;
From whence the race of Belgian nipples come,
And the long glories of majestic domes.