SHUT UP.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen

I am pleased that at least COYOTE had the gumption to OPEN UP HIS COCKGOBBLER and bellow out something that - while crappy and substandard - at least told THAT ASSHOLE ROGER to SHUT UP.  Given this, I will ignore the fact that he's obviously ON DRUGS and maybe WRONG IN THE HEAD and even WELSH, but it remains that he is a crap head doodoo-eating SPAG from SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

You what? Fuck you buddy. I've put up with being called WELSH. I've put up with the roadkill anonymously FedExed to me. I've even TOLERATED the BADWRONG that emanates from your RAD-SOAKED HELL-LAND. BUT THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I FUCKING TELL YOUR OLD BROKEN PUNK ASS CAN'T HANDLE INJECTING HIS DRUGS INTO HIS FUCKING EARS ARIZONA DESERT COCKROACH ASS THAT I DO NOT FUCKING LIVE IN THAT SQUALID HIVE OF URINE SOAKED HIPSTERDOM KNOWN AS SEATTLE!!!!

GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!

MUMBLE MUMBLE

Last time I CHECKED, you were somewhere NEXT to Oregon but not actually IN Portland where you could be doing society some GOOD by body-checking people into traffic off their fucking TALLBIKES.  But instead you live in WASHINGTON STATE and then you COMPLAIN that it's GRAY AND MISERABLE OUTSIDE, like you had ANY REASON to expect otherwise.  So for your own good, so that you don't drown when it rains in like ten minutes, I humbly suggest that you CLOSE YOUR PIE-HOLE and go back to being a PINCH-FACED WELSH BASTARD THAT'S JUST WAITING TO AGE ENOUGH TO BE A TEABAGGER with your Goddamn PONYTAIL and your BIRKENSTOCKS and your TIE-DYE TEESHIRT like every other damage case poop-head JACKASS that lives in that horrible state.  AND YOUR MUSIC SUCKS.

[Don Coyote]

Dear Screaming Asshole (Roger),

Shut you fucking eating orifice. I am finding it difficult to bask in the palid light that creeps through the clouds with your words seeping out through my computer. The only reason that I, and likely others, have not bothered to tell you to shut the fuck up is that we were busy mopping up the crazy that has been seeping out of the intertubenet.

A Concerned Citizen

I am pleased that at least COYOTE had the gumption to OPEN UP HIS COCKGOBBLER and bellow out something that - while crappy and substandard - at least told THAT ASSHOLE ROGER to SHUT UP.  Given this, I will ignore the fact that he's obviously ON DRUGS and maybe WRONG IN THE HEAD and even WELSH, but it remains that he is a crap head doodoo-eating SPAG from SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

You what? Fuck you buddy. I've put up with being called WELSH. I've put up with the roadkill anonymously FedExed to me. I've even TOLERATED the BADWRONG that emanates from your RAD-SOAKED HELL-LAND. BUT THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I FUCKING TELL YOUR OLD BROKEN PUNK ASS CAN'T HANDLE INJECTING HIS DRUGS INTO HIS FUCKING EARS ARIZONA DESERT COCKROACH ASS THAT I DO NOT FUCKING LIVE IN THAT SQUALID HIVE OF URINE SOAKED HIPSTERDOM KNOWN AS SEATTLE!!!!

GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!

MUMBLE MUMBLE

Last time I CHECKED, you were somewhere NEXT to Oregon but not actually IN Portland where you could be doing society some GOOD by body-checking people into traffic off their fucking TALLBIKES.  But instead you live in WASHINGTON STATE and then you COMPLAIN that it's GRAY AND MISERABLE OUTSIDE, like you had ANY REASON to expect otherwise.  So for your own good, so that you don't drown when it rains in like ten minutes, I humbly suggest that you CLOSE YOUR PIE-HOLE and go back to being a PINCH-FACED WELSH BASTARD THAT'S JUST WAITING TO AGE ENOUGH TO BE A TEABAGGER with your Goddamn PONYTAIL and your BIRKENSTOCKS and your TIE-DYE TEESHIRT like every other damage case poop-head JACKASS that lives in that horrible state.  AND YOUR MUSIC SUCKS.

I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

And that volcano does WHAT, exactly?  Oh, yeah, it JUST FUCKING SITS THERE.  EVEN YOUR HORRIBLE RENTS IN THE EARTH'S CRUST ARE LAZY FUCKING HIPPIES and if you could SHUT UP long enough to THINK ABOUT IT, you'd MOVE AWAY from the hideous lava-producing pyroclastic shitflinger you live underneath, and go somewhere where they, you know, HAVE A SUMMER EVERY FEW YEARS OR SO.

[Don Coyote]

I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how OLD AND RADIATION SICK  you are.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how OLD AND RADIATION SICK  you are.

Then maybe you should CLOSE YOUR HAGGIS EATING STINKHOLE FACE and maybe LISTEN for a minute.  You know, where your EARS are used as something other than HANDLES and you can actually GAIN INFORMATION instead of SPEWING BAD SIGNAL all around you like when you're EATING THAT DISGUSTING SHIT YOU LEFT-COASTERS EAT AND IT GOES ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT.  So SHUT UP and LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP.

[Don Coyote]

I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OH ODIOUS SPEAKER OF LIES, THAT I LIVE UNDERNEATH A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLCANO, AND YOUR STATE IS ILLEGALLY HOARDING OUR RIGHTFUL SUNLIGHT. SUNLIGHT THAT WE HAD UNTIL JUST LAST WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED LETTING BUM FUCK YOUR HEARING HOLES YOU COULD FUCKING LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OVER YOUR RADIO!!!!

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! JUST STOP BEING ALIVE!!!!!

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how OLD AND RADIATION SICK  you are.

Then maybe you should CLOSE YOUR HAGGIS EATING STINKHOLE FACE and maybe LISTEN for a minute.  You know, where your EARS are used as something other than HANDLES and you can actually GAIN INFORMATION instead of SPEWING BAD SIGNAL all around you like when you're EATING THAT DISGUSTING SHIT YOU LEFT-COASTERS EAT AND IT GOES ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT.  So SHUT UP and LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP.

FUCK YOU!!!!
I'm out of the fucking wasteland forum.

FOREVER!@!!!!!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

BUT YOU STILL WON'T SHUT UP.

[Internet Jesus]

SEATTLE, which is second only to TACOMA for a people that should SHUT UP and give their shit-slurping vomit-smelling lower jaws a REST.

Tacoma isn't really that bad.

Ok, yes it is, but at least our slimy mutants know enough to fuck off and stay in their designated areas.  It's hardly Tacoma's fault that their designated areas are all of Pierce county.

Also to and therefore, shut the fuck up, Roger.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also to and therefore, shut the fuck up, Roger.

It's really nice to see a new member taking such an active role in this little interbutt community.  It's almost as if you were somehow above the rest of the bellowing primate horde, isn't it?  However, your attempt at a defense for Tacoma leads me to believe that you have SOME VESTED INTEREST in the area, almost as if you were FROM there or LIVE there in which case you should probably SHUT YOUR FLAPPING FACE and SIT DOWN before you do yourself an INJURY.  Remember Chocise?  NEITHER DO I.

[Internet Jesus]

Also to and therefore, shut the fuck up, Roger.

It's really nice to see a new member taking such an active role in this little interbutt community.  It's almost as if you were somehow above the rest of the bellowing primate horde, isn't it?  However, your attempt at a defense for Tacoma leads me to believe that you have SOME VESTED INTEREST in the area, almost as if you were FROM there or LIVE there in which case you should probably SHUT YOUR FLAPPING FACE and SIT DOWN before you do yourself an INJURY.  Remember Chocise?  NEITHER DO I.

Of course I live in Tacoma.  You think I would defend that shithole if I wasn't trying to make myself feel better for having put down roots here?  It's like my mother. I can say she's a whore and be ok with it.  You however can't.

And I kinda dig this joint.  I may stay around for a while.  At least until I start missing the Grill again.  But I don't know that I can stand posting with some of the self satisfied liberals and maintaining the required code of OMERTÀ.  Some days I want to call them out as being as unthinking as Frankupt but nowhere near as creative in spinning their talking points.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Of course I live in Tacoma.  You think I would defend that shithole if I wasn't trying to make myself feel better for having put down roots here?  It's like my mother. I can say she's a whore and be ok with it.  You however can't.

And I kinda dig this joint.  I may stay around for a while.  At least until I start missing the Grill again.  But I don't know that I can stand posting with some of the self satisfied liberals and maintaining the required code of OMERTÀ.  Some days I want to call them out as being as unthinking as Frankupt but nowhere near as creative in spinning their talking points.

Well, it occurs to me that perhaps the SHUT UP crusade needs to go over to CG.  I wish Zero would open registration, because I know a bunch of people here are dying to go batshit over there.

Because, yeah, CG needs some SHUT UP and then maybe some more SHUT UP.  On both sides of the cesspit.

[Internet Jesus]

There is precious little wrong with the grill that a mutant penis could not solve.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There is precious little wrong with the grill that a mutant penis could not solve.

Well, we could tag-team up and fuck with the deserving.

Best part about PD is the members here will rate our progress. 

[Internet Jesus]

My holy mission to fuck with Frankles might be compromised if I we made the grill airtight in a gangbang.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My holy mission to fuck with Frankles might be compromised if I we made the grill airtight in a gangbang.

Okay, different mission.

We get Zero to reopen registration.