News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Officer, that chair there was seducing a white woman.

Started by Cain, September 21, 2012, 09:08:19 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 21, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
 :lulz:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#2
September 21, 2012, 09:15:36 PM
ITS TOTALLY A SUPER-SECRET RACIST CODE THAT NO-ONE, ESPECIALLY NOT THE SECRET SERVICE, WILL BE ABLE TO CRACK.

Also, adding the flag was a nice touch.  I bet there were lots of people who didn't get lynching an empty chair after the GOP convention as a political statement, until the flag helped tip them off that this was some kind of political thing.  The minimalism in just lynching an empty chair may have been too difficult for the other racists to decode.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 21, 2012, 09:19:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2012, 09:15:36 PM
ITS TOTALLY A SUPER-SECRET RACIST CODE THAT NO-ONE, ESPECIALLY NOT THE SECRET SERVICE, WILL BE ABLE TO CRACK.

Also, adding the flag was a nice touch.  I bet there were lots of people who didn't get lynching an empty chair after the GOP convention as a political statement, until the flag helped tip them off that this was some kind of political thing.  The minimalism in just lynching an empty chair may have been too difficult for the other racists to decode.

Well, it's AMERICAN AS FUCK to lynch Black people, and it would be a disrespect to this Great Nation if we didn't fly a flag and maybe hum a few bars to the Star Spangled Banner while we showed our respect for the peaceful transition of power that distinguishes our republic from all those OTHER republics, which are like 30 feet across and make shoes for us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#4
September 21, 2012, 09:20:23 PM
In their efforts to speak code, GOP activists have disappeared up their own assholes.  You could see this coming if you read any wingnut blog - unless you've been keeping tabs on the waterheads you need some sort of political Sherpa to point out all of the touchstones.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 21, 2012, 09:21:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 09:20:23 PM
In their efforts to speak code, GOP activists have disappeared up their own assholes.  You could see this coming if you read any wingnut blog - unless you've been keeping tabs on the waterheads you need some sort of political Sherpa to point out all of the touchstones.

All I need is TLB.  He explains ALL of this shit, without any actual intent to do so.  TLB is the FUTURE, Jebus, so GAZE UPON HIM AND DESPAIR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#6
September 22, 2012, 12:18:08 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#7
September 22, 2012, 05:15:01 AM
I'm not allowed to make public posts on Fecebook for a while because I spammed those links all over conservative groups.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
September 22, 2012, 05:38:55 AM
This century.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions