I'll say this much for Trollax:

[B23.77]

Ari?  Who's Ar- Luigi was a good kid, but had too much in common wit' Maria, so I wacked his ass.'

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Ari?  Who's Ar- Luigi was a good kid, but had too much in common wit' Maria, so I wacked his ass.'

So, it wasn't about the extra pepperoni?

[B23.77]

That's exactly what I meant!  The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

That's exactly what I meant!  The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!

Damn, Ari!  That was a bit much, you know. I mean Luigi had it coming...but did you have to use MY FUCKING WOODCHOPPER? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CLEAN THAT FILTH OUT?

[B23.77]

That's exactly what I meant!  The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!

Damn, Ari!  That was a bit much, you know. I mean Luigi had it coming...but did you have to use MY FUCKING WOODCHOPPER? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CLEAN THAT FILTH OUT?

Well it was that or the nosehair pluckers.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

That's exactly what I meant!  The meat was too much so I chopped it then sang 3 Hail Marias!

Damn, Ari!  That was a bit much, you know. I mean Luigi had it coming...but did you have to use MY FUCKING WOODCHOPPER? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CLEAN THAT FILTH OUT?

Well it was that or the nosehair pluckers.

You coulda used my bobdamned meat-processor, but no....

[Bob the Mediocre]

::Stabs self out of jealosy, dies and falls into the woodchipper::

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Godsdammit!

Now I'll have to clean the damned thing again.


Ah fuck it.

*throws molotovs at the wood chopper*

[Bob the Mediocre]

::absorbs burning alcohol::

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*stabs DonkeyOtay for not being the next poster*