Honey Boo Boo Niece Born with Three Thumbs. Fed Mountain Dew from a Bottle.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AD FUNDUM HAPPENED.

But we're still ad fundum.  We are nowhere near the bottom.

THIS IS JUST THE WARMUP.

[Cain]

Ad fundum during an infinite refill offer will invariably take longer than the normal kind of ad fundum.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's pretty lovely, though. I kind of love that family, because they are totally FUCK IT! THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!

I gotta respect that. And that fucking kid. Fuck I hope she goes to college, she has great researcher written all over her. So do the others, for that matter, and that's the most fucking depressing thing... these people aren't STUPID. OK, Sugar Bear is probably stupid in the "intellectually impaired" sense. But the rest of them, if they were stripped of the America™, would probably be pretty fucking accomplished.

They ARE America™.  You can't take that away from them.

OK. I concede that point.

Not that long ago, everybody thought Roseanne and the Bundys were really lowbrow and funky.

What happened? 

Johnny Rotten on Judge Judy happened.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing that happened.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA