Nigel, remember the last orange-eating contest?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Naw.  This is temporary.  Temporary in the sense as being acknowledged as temporary, as opposed to a flounce, where someone is leaving FOR FOREVER (see you next week).

And we know what to do with zombies around these parts.  I know the rules.  Double-tap, cardio, check the backseat and carry plenty of shiny objects for the sake of distraction.  Also not be black (sorry Nigel, you're going to die first).

It's true. I'm the spunky light-skinned black best friend. There's one in every horror movie ever made, and she ALWAYS dies first. 

Negative. It's the couple engaging in premarital sex that get it first. Then the POC, then the stoners...

Being black is less evil than sex before marriage but more evil than drugs, according to the horror movie moral compass

[LMNO]

But a lot of horror movies now invert the trope, which would make Nigel an Action Girl, hopefully a Girl With A Psycho Weapon who will be Kicking Ass In All Her Finery.

[Don Coyote]

But a lot of horror movies now invert the trope, which would make Nigel an Action Girl, hopefully a Girl With A Psycho Weapon who will be Kicking Ass In All Her Finery.

But Nigel's finery would made of the flesh of lesser beasts and her weapon would a mighty dildo in one hand and a flensing knife in the other.

[LMNO]

...Naturally.  What, do I appear as some sort of unwashed heathen to you?

[Luna]

But a lot of horror movies now invert the trope, which would make Nigel an Action Girl, hopefully a Girl With A Psycho Weapon who will be Kicking Ass In All Her Finery.

But Nigel's finery would made of the flesh of lesser beasts and her weapon would a mighty dildo in one hand and a flensing knife in the other.

Wait, I'm lost...  I thought we were discussing fiction.  This is how I see Nigel...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]