I need some help by Halloween

[Richter]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

[Luna]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Somebody who's watched that wretched shit...  Who is the kid's biggest rival on the kiddy beauty circuit?  An autographed "Ha, ha, I win!" photograph...

Or, a baby doll with an extra thumb attached hidden under co-worker's chair...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

[Richter]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Somebody who's watched that wretched shit...  Who is the kid's biggest rival on the kiddy beauty circuit?  An autographed "Ha, ha, I win!" photograph...

Or, a baby doll with an extra thumb attached hidden under co-worker's chair...

I'm doing the babydoll thing, but with a tiara, and strung to the outside surface of her cube for maximum visibility.

[Eater of Clowns]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

[Eater of Clowns]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Give the costume three thumbs up.

[hooplala]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

[Richter]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

IT would be tragic how few folks there would get it.  I'd need a cohort too...

[Internet Jesus]

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Red bull and Mtn Dew mixers for everybody at lunch.

[Richter]

This makes me doubly glad you're back.  Even with the caffeine tollerance in the joint, the go go juice will still put the fools straight to silly.
I just have to present them the sealed cans (keep it obvious me own hand has altered nothing), and keep a hat on it until they acquire target onto someone else.

[Internet Jesus]

Even with the caffeine tollerance in the joint, the go go juice will still put the fools straight to silly.

It could be better than the time at the Christmas party when everyone was drunk and that one guy from accounting fucked that gal from sales in the copier room.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dress as roadkill

ask if she wants you in her belly.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Spike the punch with Red Bull?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Or just fake up something that looks like an animal frisbee and offer to cook dinner.

[Richter]

Spike the punch with Red Bull?

No punch.  These folks have LEARNED.