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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 04, 2012, 06:56:23 PM

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Eater of Clowns

#30
October 04, 2012, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Wait, I'm being boycotted?  This is news to me.

I've been boycotting you for four years and you know why you son of a bitch.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

#31
October 04, 2012, 10:57:39 PM
Yes, but you don't count.

Literally.  You are incapable of it.  You start off strong, with a confident "one!", but that after that, you start to lose your thread.  It's on the tip of your tongue, and you stumble.  "T...no.  Or maybe...? Se-uh, fo...thirteen?"  And then you break.  And you must live with that shame for the rest of your life.

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
October 04, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
I hve no clue if you two re being serious or not
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Eater of Clowns

#33
October 04, 2012, 11:05:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:57:39 PM
Yes, but you don't count.

Literally.  You are incapable of it.  You start off strong, with a confident "one!", but that after that, you start to lose your thread.  It's on the tip of your tongue, and you stumble.  "T...no.  Or maybe...? Se-uh, fo...thirteen?"  And then you break.  And you must live with that shame for the rest of your life.

I've never needed to count any higher than what your mom charges me!  SLAM!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#34
October 04, 2012, 11:20:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Wait, I'm being boycotted?  This is news to me.

Because it's MEAN and POOPY HEADED and UPPITY to cite sources.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
October 04, 2012, 11:29:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Wait, I'm being boycotted?  This is news to me.

You have all the wrong values, Cain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#36
October 05, 2012, 01:18:55 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:57:39 PM
Yes, but you don't count.

Literally.  You are incapable of it.  You start off strong, with a confident "one!", but that after that, you start to lose your thread.  It's on the tip of your tongue, and you stumble.  "T...no.  Or maybe...? Se-uh, fo...thirteen?"  And then you break.  And you must live with that shame for the rest of your life.

Oh, wow. Cain, man... Brutal. And brilliant.

Eater of Clowns

#37
October 05, 2012, 01:26:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 05, 2012, 01:18:55 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:57:39 PM
Yes, but you don't count.

Literally.  You are incapable of it.  You start off strong, with a confident "one!", but that after that, you start to lose your thread.  It's on the tip of your tongue, and you stumble.  "T...no.  Or maybe...? Se-uh, fo...thirteen?"  And then you break.  And you must live with that shame for the rest of your life.

Oh, wow. Cain, man... Brutal. And brilliant.

Yeah I gotta agree, that was great.   :lulz:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

#38
October 05, 2012, 06:27:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2012, 11:29:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Wait, I'm being boycotted?  This is news to me.

You have all the wrong values, Cain.

Welll yes.  Do you perhaps mean I have the wrong wrong values?  As in, my wrong values are of a differently wrong sort? 

Because I also kinda knew that.  I'm just surprised no-one else did.

Signora Pæsior

#39
October 05, 2012, 07:25:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2012, 07:51:30 PM
Another thing that's funny is that these same people are more than happy to talk to me or respond to my posts on FB, but not here...Because, I suppose, that would be "letting the side down".

Thing is, I'm feeling pretty ornery today (mostly on account of being bored), and if I'm not good enough to talk to HERE, then there won't be any talk THERE either.  So when I get home, I'm going to either block the people involved, or just shit on them so hard they block me.

Because I'm not feeling very constructive today.  Self Destructo the Wonder Chimp is at the wheel, and he says we need to vent our spleen before things get all crazy.

Today has been way too long, apparently, because the mental image of the bolded has just sent me into hysterical giggles that I cannot control.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

trippinprincezz13

#40
October 05, 2012, 04:48:26 PM
I just put my spoon down and it slid into my soup and now I've got this soup with a spoon in it, but NO WAY TO EAT IT!


Thanks a lot, ObamaRoger
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
October 05, 2012, 04:56:07 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 05, 2012, 04:48:26 PM
I just put my spoon down and it slid into my soup and now I've got this soup with a spoon in it, but NO WAY TO EAT IT!


Thanks a lot, ObamaRoger

I'm The Good Reverend Roger1 I approve of this assbaggery.





1And so are you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
October 05, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on October 05, 2012, 07:25:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2012, 07:51:30 PM
Another thing that's funny is that these same people are more than happy to talk to me or respond to my posts on FB, but not here...Because, I suppose, that would be "letting the side down".

Thing is, I'm feeling pretty ornery today (mostly on account of being bored), and if I'm not good enough to talk to HERE, then there won't be any talk THERE either.  So when I get home, I'm going to either block the people involved, or just shit on them so hard they block me.

Because I'm not feeling very constructive today.  Self Destructo the Wonder Chimp is at the wheel, and he says we need to vent our spleen before things get all crazy.

Today has been way too long, apparently, because the mental image of the bolded has just sent me into hysterical giggles that I cannot control.

Blocking, in that sense, isn't an option.  I mean, temporarily you can, in the same manner that sometimes the earth's tectonic plates "hang up".  But there's always an adjustment.  Ho ho.  An adjustment.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#43
October 05, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Without the proper frame of reference, this whole thread reads like butthurt over others being butthurt on some unspecified butthurt generating topic, until the whole thing collapses into a pile of butthurt.  And crotch lice.

I'm so meta even this acronym.......
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
October 05, 2012, 05:25:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 05, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Without the proper frame of reference, this whole thread reads like butthurt over others being butthurt on some unspecified butthurt generating topic, until the whole thing collapses into a pile of butthurt.  And crotch lice.

I assume there's a point in that post somewhere.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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