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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 09, 2012, 12:01:23 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

October 09, 2012, 12:01:23 AM
... has it ever occurred to you that you FUCKING NEED A MOMMY?

I was just looking up a science book someone recommended, and, always curious, I clicked on the sole one-star review. This is what it says:

QuoteThis was a little to complicated for me. Everyhting was explained by science etc. I don't think an avarage person would enjoy this at all.
http://www.amazon.com/Zebras-Dont-Ulcers-Third-Edition/product-reviews/0805073698/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

I feel like this sums up everything. Perfectly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
October 09, 2012, 01:04:20 AM
Things like this make me feel better about my misanthropy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
October 09, 2012, 01:10:08 AM
Yeah. I saw that and just went "Oh. That's right. THAT's what people are all about."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
October 09, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
Here comes Honey Boo Boo.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 09, 2012, 01:39:05 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 09, 2012, 03:12:20 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 09, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
Here comes Honey Boo Boo.  :x

:lulz:

This gives me an idea for a troll.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#6
October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.

And it's you.

And Mother loves them ever so much.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Signora Pæsior

#7
October 09, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.

And it's you.

And Mother loves them ever so much.

Not sure if :horrormirth: or just plain  :lulz:
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

hunter s.durden

#8
October 09, 2012, 04:53:52 AM
This is why I support dumb-shaming.

If someone thinks fucking Brazil is in Asia (true story) it is not considered overly rude to exclaim some snarky in disbelief.

IF you don't understand it, get on my level. I will do the same if I am being dumb.
This space for rent.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 09, 2012, 04:56:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.

And it's you.

And Mother loves them ever so much.

My eyes light up

AT THE SIGHT OF MY DARLINGS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#10
October 09, 2012, 12:01:13 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 04:56:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
They do, Nigel, they need a Mommy.

And it's you.

And Mother loves them ever so much.

My eyes light up

AT THE SIGHT OF MY DARLINGS.

ohfuqhidehideHIDE!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#11
October 09, 2012, 12:56:33 PM
And then the Nigels' grin went all the way around.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 09, 2012, 02:46:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 12:56:33 PM
And then the Nigels' grin went all the way around.

And all the bad little childrens' bones fell out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
October 09, 2012, 05:53:56 PM
 :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sano

#14
October 10, 2012, 12:32:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 04:53:52 AM
This is why I support dumb-shaming.

If someone thinks fucking Brazil is in Asia (true story) it is not considered overly rude to exclaim some snarky in disbelief.

IF you don't understand it, get on my level. I will do the same if I am being dumb.

WAT

At the same time, a lot of people around here seemed to think that Africa was a country before the Arab Spring. And other things like Canada being part of Europe etc.
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.
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