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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 09, 2012, 12:47:21 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 09, 2012, 12:47:21 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/charlie-fuqua-arkansas-candidate-death-penalty-rebellious-children_n_1948490.html

QuoteCharlie Fuqua, Arkansas Legislative Candidate, Endorses Death Penalty For Rebellious Children In Book

The maintenance of civil order in society rests on the foundation of family discipline. Therefore, a child who disrespects his parents must be permanently removed from society in a way that gives an example to all other children of the importance of respect for parents. The death penalty for rebellious children is not something to be taken lightly. The guidelines for administering the death penalty to rebellious children are given in Deut 21:18-21:

So everyone under 18, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
October 09, 2012, 12:51:52 AM
 :eek:

Holy shit, I hope he was kidding. He was kidding, wasn't he? Tell me he was kidding.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 09, 2012, 12:53:37 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 12:51:52 AM
:eek:

Holy shit, I hope he was kidding. He was kidding, wasn't he? Tell me he was kidding.

Nope.  Serious as a heart attack.

They have to out-weird each other to get any media attention, you see.

Also, he's psychotic, in my non-professional opinion.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#3
October 09, 2012, 12:54:03 AM
Damn...  Just...  Damn.

I mean, I know it's TEMPTING, but...  People would TALK.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
October 09, 2012, 01:12:05 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 12:53:37 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 12:51:52 AM
:eek:

Holy shit, I hope he was kidding. He was kidding, wasn't he? Tell me he was kidding.

Nope.  Serious as a heart attack.

They have to out-weird each other to get any media attention, you see.

Also, he's psychotic, in my non-professional opinion.

Every time I think one of them has gone too far, another one goes farther. I don't even.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 09, 2012, 01:12:57 AM
Is there such a thing as too far? At what point does the Right just go "OK. No. That's it; too far, you guys GET OUT".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 09, 2012, 01:13:42 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 01:12:05 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 12:53:37 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 12:51:52 AM
:eek:

Holy shit, I hope he was kidding. He was kidding, wasn't he? Tell me he was kidding.

Nope.  Serious as a heart attack.

They have to out-weird each other to get any media attention, you see.

Also, he's psychotic, in my non-professional opinion.

Every time I think one of them has gone too far, another one goes farther. I don't even.

Well, he had to say SOMETHING to grab the spotlight off of Todd Akin.

Oh, wait, no...He wrote that shit before Akin.   HAHAHAHAHAHA he really believes this!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 09, 2012, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 01:12:57 AM
Is there such a thing as too far? At what point does the Right just go "OK. No. That's it; too far, you guys GET OUT".

Hey, even crazy-ass rightwing taliban types get to take a run at the wall, you know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 09, 2012, 01:17:37 AM
Do they have to do it ALL AT ONCE?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 09, 2012, 01:22:48 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 09, 2012, 01:17:37 AM
Do they have to do it ALL AT ONCE?

I hope so.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#10
October 09, 2012, 01:25:48 AM
 :eek:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 09, 2012, 01:27:13 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 09, 2012, 01:25:48 AM
:eek:

I told you we're all fucking crazy over here, but would you listen?

NOOOOOOOO!

And I don't mean "that kook is crazy, I want to hang out with him" kinda crazy, I mean, "I'm tied to a chair with a bag over my head, and I can smell lighter fluid and gun oil" kinda crazy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#12
October 09, 2012, 01:29:00 AM
I swear it's totally unrelated that I asked my new sweetie to teach me how to use a pistol this past weekend.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#13
October 09, 2012, 01:29:44 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 01:27:13 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 09, 2012, 01:25:48 AM
:eek:

I told you we're all fucking crazy over here, but would you listen?

NOOOOOOOO!

And I don't mean "that kook is crazy, I want to hang out with him" kinda crazy, I mean, "I'm tied to a chair with a bag over my head, and I can smell lighter fluid and gun oil" kinda crazy.

I'm still hoping to discover that these are all master trolls. :(
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#14
October 09, 2012, 01:30:30 AM
Where's this guy's kids? Somebody needs to interview them.  :lulz:
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