The Aptly-Named Charley Fuqua has a message for you.

[Internet Jesus]

I don't think you understand how much that boy has invested in not seeing the things he doesn't want to see.  Unless you hang out outside the condo in Illinois with 90 inch plasma screen hooked up and displaying your post, He won't see it unless he want to see it.

You've really got to piss him off to get him to respond.  I've only managed to insult him that badly a handful of times.

I masturbate about them.  Constantly.

This may all be true.

But I don't think you understand the power of an all-out TGRR wobbler.

I will bow to your superior ability if you can do it, but honestly I remain skeptical.  Gaggy has little impulse control.  Trolling him is easy.

Am I egging you on?  Possibly.  But bracket that for a moment, and just ask yourself do I have the guts, the ability, and the testicular fortitude to do it? Can I be that guy?  Unless you cay answer an enthusiastic "YES!"  you may as well let it be.

No one would blame you if you backed down and totally pussed out. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This isn't an ego thing, IJ.

It's a purity of art thing.

[Internet Jesus]

This isn't an ego thing, IJ.

It's a purity of art thing.

Whatever gets you through the night, yellow dude.

Can I be Man Blackwatch Plaid?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This isn't an ego thing, IJ.

It's a purity of art thing.

Whatever gets you through the night, yellow dude.

Can I be Man Blackwatch Plaid?

Sure.  Good luck coloring you avatar.  <--- That is what is commonly known as a "double dog dare".

[Internet Jesus]

This isn't an ego thing, IJ.

It's a purity of art thing.

Whatever gets you through the night, yellow dude.

Can I be Man Blackwatch Plaid?

Sure.  Good luck coloring you avatar.  <--- That is what is commonly known as a "double dog dare".

Fuck it.  That would require effort on my part.  I ain't doing it.  <------ that would be the only redeeming feature of spending the last decade stoned.

[hunter s.durden]

So everyone under 18, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

What's wrong with this idea?
I'm well over 18.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

So everyone under 18, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

What's wrong with this idea?
I'm well over 18.

The kids are the ones who are going to be paying into the social security (that's going to be taken away before you can get any of it).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread does put me in mind of a joke.  During a revival meeting for a local church, the visiting pastor has all the parishioners caught up in the spirit.  Some of them are witnessing, some caught up in the spirit, some folks are speaking in tongues.  Everything but the snake handling.

So that pastor take the mike into the crowd and starts talking with people on the PA.  First guy he talks to says "I need to confess to the sin of gambling!" The entire crowd goes nuts, so the pastor finds another mark to keep the passions rolling "I need to confes to the sin of adultery!"  Again the crowd goes nuts.  So it keeps on.  Stealing.  Fornication.  Mopery.  Satan worship.  You name it.

Finally he gets to one gentleman in the back.  He can just tell this guy was a reprobate and would likely have something to confess.  he pastor just needed a little more from the crowd and the Holy Ghost revival and Pentecost with signs following revival would be a financial success.

"Brother, do you have a sin you'd like to confess?"

"Well, I do have something that I been doing that I don't think is quite right."

"Let it go, brother! Lay it at Jesus's feet! He sacrificed so you can be free!"

"I been fuckin' my brothers pig.  That ain't right, I know he loves that pig and he should be the only one what gets to fuck her."

The pastor now sells used cars off I-70 in Boulder.  I didn't say it was a particularly good joke.

But it does show the dynamic at play with wingnuts. It's a very human reaction, I've seen it in the form of fishing stories with guys at the poker table, kids telling stories but are too young to understand that you can't just pull it out of your ass, and even in bitter drunkalogs in AA halls all over the greater Pierce County area.  And at some point someone will take it a step too far and admit to fucking his brothers pig.  I'd like to think this is it.  But it ain't.

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

WHY CAN'T I POST THERE, ROGER???

WHY? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

I remember that.  I still half think he was trolling.  Some sort of "lost in translation" witticism from a cultural backwater now destroyed by the monoculture.

I do remember when I used to visit my cousins in the late 80's on their farm in Nebraska they would joke about fucking the cows quite a bit. Given that I was 13 at the time and quickly coming to the realization that the only thing that would keep me sane was mastubating constantly, I only half think they were joking. 

I mean how many stories of good times, human carnage, and horror start with "So me and my friends were getting drunk when Clem goes 'Hey y'all, watch this!"

Or as the kids say it these days "YOLO!"

I'm from Oregon.

Not sure if I need to say more.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think you understand how much that boy has invested in not seeing the things he doesn't want to see.  Unless you hang out outside the condo in Illinois with 90 inch plasma screen hooked up and displaying your post, He won't see it unless he want to see it.

You've really got to piss him off to get him to respond.  I've only managed to insult him that badly a handful of times.

I masturbate about them.  Constantly.

This may all be true.

But I don't think you understand the power of an all-out TGRR wobbler.

I will bow to your superior ability if you can do it, but honestly I remain skeptical.  Gaggy has little impulse control.  Trolling him is easy.

Am I egging you on?  Possibly.  But bracket that for a moment, and just ask yourself do I have the guts, the ability, and the testicular fortitude to do it? Can I be that guy?  Unless you cay answer an enthusiastic "YES!"  you may as well let it be.

No one would blame you if you backed down and totally pussed out. 

uh

I've only been here for maybe five, possibly six years, but I've never seen a force like TGRR for prompting crazy motherfucker obsessions.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I used to live across the street from an old guy who was always yelling at his son for fucking chickens to death.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I used to live across the street from an old guy who was always yelling at his son for fucking chickens to death.

I am half and half

Only half because of so much Oregon.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't think you understand how much that boy has invested in not seeing the things he doesn't want to see.  Unless you hang out outside the condo in Illinois with 90 inch plasma screen hooked up and displaying your post, He won't see it unless he want to see it.

You've really got to piss him off to get him to respond.  I've only managed to insult him that badly a handful of times.

I masturbate about them.  Constantly.

This may all be true.

But I don't think you understand the power of an all-out TGRR wobbler.

I will bow to your superior ability if you can do it, but honestly I remain skeptical.  Gaggy has little impulse control.  Trolling him is easy.

Am I egging you on?  Possibly.  But bracket that for a moment, and just ask yourself do I have the guts, the ability, and the testicular fortitude to do it? Can I be that guy?  Unless you cay answer an enthusiastic "YES!"  you may as well let it be.

No one would blame you if you backed down and totally pussed out. 

uh

I've only been here for maybe five, possibly six years, but I've never seen a force like TGRR for prompting crazy motherfucker obsessions.

Nigel speaks truly. They are LEGION.

I used to live across the street from an old guy who was always yelling at his son for fucking chickens to death.

I am half and half

Only half because of so much Oregon.

I like to think they at least lean more toward sheep up there.

[Internet Jesus]

I'm from Oregon.

Not sure if I need to say more.

People do stupid shit no matter where they're from.  I'm convinced that somewhere in Africa, there are guys who fuck the water buffalo and have stories that start out in the Swahili equivalent of the whole "hey y'all watch this" dynamic. 

[Internet Jesus]

I've only been here for maybe five, possibly six years, but I've never seen a force like TGRR for prompting crazy motherfucker obsessions.

I want to believe, but as the good book says in Mark 9:24, Help my unbelief.  I am game.  What's the win condition here?

And FWIW, you guys aren't taking into account the reality warping abilities of the target.  Motherfucker can literally wrap his mind around damn near inconvenient fact and twist it blaming democrats.  I've seen it for ten goddamned years.  That's why I don't engage him on facts but rather prefer to just straight shit on him.