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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 09, 2012, 02:08:34 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 09, 2012, 02:08:34 AM
If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, or you have a painful election, see your doctor.
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Richter

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October 09, 2012, 02:30:02 AM
Average time it takes to report and election that won't go away is 24 hours.  This corresponds perfectly with average supply/useage of personal lubricant.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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tyrannosaurus vex

#2
October 09, 2012, 03:18:55 AM
If you tend to lose your election too quickly, you may be suffering from poll exhaustion.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Eater of Clowns

#3
October 09, 2012, 03:27:53 AM
Ask your doctor if your body is healty enough to maintain an election.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

MMMW

#4
October 09, 2012, 06:28:15 PM
Eww. Elections are gross.

Sano

#5
October 10, 2012, 12:38:34 AM
If you can only manage to get an election while drunk (or otherwise intoxicated), mark an appointment with your doctor.
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
October 10, 2012, 01:07:01 AM
The term election is most often used to refer to an election of the penis. During an election, a valve stops urine from entering the urethra so that only semen flows along it. This is why it is very difficult for a man to urinate when he is having an election.
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Don Coyote

#7
October 10, 2012, 01:15:08 AM
This entire thread is racist.

Don Coyote

#9
October 10, 2012, 02:14:17 AM
Is belgium stuck in the 80s? :lulz:

Lenin McCarthy

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October 10, 2012, 02:33:49 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 02:14:17 AM
Is belgium stuck in the 80s? :lulz:
The future looked too scary for us, so we simply decided to keep it from ever arriving here.

ThatGreenGentleman

#11
October 10, 2012, 04:23:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s

If you are having election troubles, please consult your doctor before watching.
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