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I hate you all so much...

Started by AFK, October 10, 2012, 12:49:13 AM

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LMNO

#15
October 10, 2012, 01:07:35 PM
I put mice in the radiator, and razors in the clay.

P3nT4gR4m

#16
October 10, 2012, 02:22:43 PM
I shat in your shampoo. Now it's real poo

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lenin McCarthy

#17
October 10, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2012, 02:22:43 PM
I shat in your shampoo. Now it's real poo
:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 10, 2012, 03:55:38 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sano

#19
October 11, 2012, 01:08:59 AM
I sent chick tracts to all of your friends in your name.
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
October 11, 2012, 01:46:36 AM
I sent erectile dysfunction literature to your boss in your name.

And I put a sticker on the back bumper of your car: "PIGS SUCK".
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

#21
October 11, 2012, 01:56:31 AM
I faked your phone number and texted pics of diseased genitals to your sister.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Lenin McCarthy

#22
October 11, 2012, 02:18:54 AM
I mixed Jägermeister and absinth and made you drink it.

Luna

#23
October 11, 2012, 02:32:18 AM
I filled the mustard jar in your fridge with Richter's special ghost chili vindaloo.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 11, 2012, 02:52:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 11, 2012, 02:32:18 AM
I filled the mustard jar in your fridge with Richter's special ghost chili vindaloo.

<3

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#25
October 11, 2012, 04:42:48 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 02:52:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 11, 2012, 02:32:18 AM
I filled the mustard jar in your fridge with Richter's special ghost chili vindaloo.

<3

I took the "yeah, Roger's gonna like it" because what it's gonna do to your plumber?  TOTALLY worth it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#26
October 11, 2012, 01:01:20 PM
I put a loaded handgun in your carry-on luggage.

AFK

#27
October 11, 2012, 04:44:10 PM
I loaded your handgun with carrion!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

EK WAFFLR

#28
October 11, 2012, 05:03:09 PM
I broke in to your apartment and rearranged your furniture, throwing off your feng shui.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sano

#29
October 11, 2012, 05:03:53 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on October 11, 2012, 05:03:09 PM
I broke in to your apartment and rearranged your furniture, throwing off your feng shui.

:horrormirth: :argh!:
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.
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