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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 09, 2012, 12:01:23 AM

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#15
October 10, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT

Canada isn't part of Europe?  :?
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#16
October 10, 2012, 07:37:04 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT

Canada isn't part of Europe?  :?

Nope.  They're just prospecting for the club, but they'll never get voted in as a fully patched member.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 10, 2012, 03:54:53 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT

Canada isn't part of Europe?  :?

Not all Iron Curtain nations were in Europe, Nigel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#18
October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

Mangrove

#19
October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 10, 2012, 06:17:07 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

Proper response:  "Yes.  We're lost."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
October 10, 2012, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"





You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mangrove

#22
October 11, 2012, 06:28:24 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 06:17:07 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"

Proper response:  "Yes.  We're lost."

:lol:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mangrove

#23
October 11, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 10, 2012, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"





You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?

Sadly no. If Christina Applegate was showing up in my biology classes, I would've taken more interest. I think my biology teacher said something along the lines of: "No Claire....we don't eat human eggs because it's not economically viable."
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#24
October 11, 2012, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 10, 2012, 11:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 10, 2012, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
A student of mine was very confident that Brazil was going to win the European Cup earlier this summer, despite the obvious geographical difficulties this presented.

A girl in my A-Level biology class during a discussion of human reproduction asked why couldn't we eat human eggs.

Annnnnnnd.....

The same girl went on a school ski trip. They were on a long bus ride somewhere in Europe. She woke up from her slumber, saw a large castle/chateau with a huge wall and asked "Is that the Great Wall of China?"





You had a biology class with Kelly Bundy?

Sadly no. If Christina Applegate was showing up in my biology classes, I would've taken more interest. I think my biology teacher said something along the lines of: "No Claire....we don't eat human eggs because it's not economically viable."

Kelly Bundy without the looks or the bong hits.  :cry: :cry: :cry:
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NrrdGrrl

#25
October 15, 2012, 04:53:03 PM
I can't tell anymore if it's genetics or the lack of effort (laziness) in educating oneself.  :?
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