So, my cousin mass emails everyone in the family about a birth in the family.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 09, 2012, 08:14:43 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#30
October 11, 2012, 06:35:25 PM
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Mangrove

#31
October 11, 2012, 06:41:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvM3RHLyzOo

This is the last one I'm posting  :lol:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#32
October 11, 2012, 07:11:46 PM
Well that can lead to lulz then. You can use her point to say jesus wasnt white either.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#33
October 11, 2012, 07:13:14 PM
Ergo christmas isnt a white holiday and its racist that we get the day off work.
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Juana

#34
October 11, 2012, 08:33:45 PM
:lulz: If I get another email as racist as this (I have asked her not to send them to me anymore), then I sure will.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#35
October 11, 2012, 08:53:19 PM
My mom once sent me one that was purportedly a quote from George Carlin saying how it was the peoples' own fault they got caught in Katrina. I sent her the link to Carlin's website where he debunked it and gave his opinion on the matter.

She never sent me anything else like that.  :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#36
October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
I have this great big fucking landwhale "aunt" (actually just a longtime friend of the family, for reasons which escape me) who is one of those Florida Jews who are CONVINCED they descend from Native American Royalty (wut), and is not only PSYCHIC, but psychic in the FLAVOR OF THE WEEK ("Angels are passe." -- Actual quote).  She's kosher when she feels like a Jew, and otherwise not.

Anyway, she started sending me the famous "HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU" email forward concerning American Muslims.  I told her to take me off her fucking list and never send me any racist shit like that again.  She immediately sent me another - even more offensive - email and told me to "lighten up" or some shit.

So I sent everyone on her list (after scrubbing my folks off of it) a big pic of Tubgirl and told them WHY.

She has never spoken to me since, which I appreciate.  I have, however, heard that she's become so fat and diabetic that they're starting to hack bits of her off, and it occurs to me that the surgeon doing it has LIFETIME EMPLOYMENT.

So, yeah.  Working on the email forward for Garbo.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#37
October 11, 2012, 09:08:26 PM
I'd have used Tubgirl if the Carlin link didn't do it.

Stella
No scruples.  :lulz:
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Mangrove

#38
October 11, 2012, 09:18:10 PM
Rog,

Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.

Meanwhile in Mrs M's workplace, the head of compliance has access to read everyone's work e-mail. (She's black and now knows exactly what certain members of staff hold as their cherished beliefs.)

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The Good Reverend Roger

#39
October 11, 2012, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 09:18:10 PM
Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.

I could branch out with this, come to think of it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

#40
October 11, 2012, 09:24:19 PM
I was particularly struck by the bit where the person says "Just because I call you a Kike/nigger/sand monkey etc...you call me racist!" Uhh...well, when racist epithets fly out of a toothless meth mouth, it's not an unfair assumption.

Then you get butthurt white people who run this routine:

White Guy: I don't get it. Some blacks call each other Nigga, but we're not allowed to use it. It's not fair. Why can't I say nigga too?
Me: Why do you even want to? And technically, no one is stopping you from saying nigga....at least not at first...so yeah, good luck with that.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#41
October 11, 2012, 09:25:38 PM
Yeah, fine. Go to Fifth Ward or Compton and say it.  :lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#42
October 11, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 09:18:10 PM
Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.

I could branch out with this, come to think of it.

I think people would PAY for these. It's a vast untapped market.  :lulz:
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Sita

#43
October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.

I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#44
October 11, 2012, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.

I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.

Wasn't there generally a war chief, a camp chief, a medicine chief...

LOL white people.  :lol:
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