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Please Come to Tucson (apologies to Dave Loggins):

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 15, 2012, 05:59:32 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 15, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
Please come to Tucson for the springtime
We can ranch cats and live in a filthy room
You can sell your body on the roadside
By an Arroyo by which I hope to be drunk soon
Please come to Tucson
She said "No, would you get the fuck away from me"

And she said, "Hey filthy old man won't you settle down
Tucson ain't your kinda town
There's too many pills and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one 'fan' of the man from Goddamn PD"

Please come to Providence with the snowfall
We'll move up into Federal Hill so far that we can't be found
And throw "FUCK YOU" echoes at the guidos
And then lie awake at night in case they come around
Please come to Providence
She said "no, Boy, would you get the fuck away from me"

And she said, "Hey filthy old man won't you settle down
Providence ain't your kinda town
There's too many pills and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one 'fan' of the man from Goddamn PD"

Now this Portland world goes 'round and 'round
And I know that it's never gonna stop
But of all the nightmares I've lost or found
And all that I ain't got
I still need to preach to
Somebody I can sing to

Please come to Tucson to live forever
Arizona life alone is just too hard to build
I live in a house that looks out over the landfill
You never get old and you never get to die
Here, have some pills
Please come to Tucson
She just said "no, Boy, won't you get the fuck away from me"

And she said, "hey ramblin' boy why don't cha settle down
Tucson can't be your kinda town
There's too many pills and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one 'fan' of the man from Goddamn PD"

I'm the number one 'fan' of the man from Goddamn PD"


(I can't be held solely accountable for this.  Nigel wrote lines 3-4 of verse 1.  I blame her.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#1
October 15, 2012, 06:04:51 PM
Perfect.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 15, 2012, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 15, 2012, 06:04:51 PM
Perfect.

Please come to Tucson,
And live forever...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#3
October 15, 2012, 06:19:14 PM
Not signing up til I see the fine print.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 15, 2012, 06:31:26 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:19:14 PM
Not signing up til I see the fine print.

Tucson is like the movie Groundhog Day, if Bill Murray woke up each morning with a pitbull latched on his crotch and the moment he stepped out of the house, someone shoved him in an incinerator.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#5
October 15, 2012, 06:38:17 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 15, 2012, 06:31:26 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 15, 2012, 06:19:14 PM
Not signing up til I see the fine print.

Tucson is like the movie Groundhog Day, if Bill Murray woke up each morning with a pitbull latched on his crotch and the moment he stepped out of the house, someone shoved him in an incinerator.

This is my kind of town.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.
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