Church Websites: With FOX NFL-Sunday Production Quality

[LHX]

i dont know if anybody saw this portfolio before

but you should check it:

http://www.sharperfx.com/portfolio.htm

[LMNO]

O, sweet merciful fuck.

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm

MIME GOSPEL.  I SHIT YOU NOT.


(warning: lots of flashing lights.  May cause seizures if you're epileptic.  Serious warning.)

[P3nT4gR4m]

There are days (this one for instance) that I really hate you bastards

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 

[Mangrove]

Firstly - Hey LHX! Good to see you, please post more 

Secondly -  LHX, if you are going to post more, don't post this!! 

This site is beyond horrible. I don't know if the sites run that fast because it's supposed to be 'quick edited highlights' or whether they really think that looks good. Aside from the seizure inducing aspect, it's just awful design even if it were moving slower. The colours, the layout, that churches even need websites is all entirely icky.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The mime gospel one gave me a headache. In like, 3 seconds. No shit.

Twid,
Eyes are kinda light sensitive

[P3nT4gR4m]

Firstly - Hey LHX! Good to see you, please post more 

Secondly -  LHX, if you are going to post more, don't post this!! 

This site is beyond horrible. I don't know if the sites run that fast because it's supposed to be 'quick edited highlights' or whether they really think that looks good. Aside from the seizure inducing aspect, it's just awful design even if it were moving slower. The colours, the layout, that churches even need websites is all entirely icky.

Churches = snakeoil, woo and fairy stories

Internet = science

It's totally fucking wrong in the same way a priest getting lifesaving bypass surgery is totally fucking wrong. If god decides Father Kiddiefiddler is scheduled for termination then surely he owes it to god to go along with the plan. Likewise, if god has decided that no one is going to hear his holy word anymore then teevee and internets should be a no no too.

church websites is like saying "God is awesome, we sincerely believe that but unfortunately, because we know god isn't really all that, we need to help him out a bit, using evil science that god says is, like totally wrong"

[Mangrove]

Firstly - Hey LHX! Good to see you, please post more 

Secondly -  LHX, if you are going to post more, don't post this!! 

This site is beyond horrible. I don't know if the sites run that fast because it's supposed to be 'quick edited highlights' or whether they really think that looks good. Aside from the seizure inducing aspect, it's just awful design even if it were moving slower. The colours, the layout, that churches even need websites is all entirely icky.

Churches = snakeoil, woo and fairy stories

Internet = science

It's totally fucking wrong in the same way a priest getting lifesaving bypass surgery is totally fucking wrong. If god decides Father Kiddiefiddler is scheduled for termination then surely he owes it to god to go along with the plan. Likewise, if god has decided that no one is going to hear his holy word anymore then teevee and internets should be a no no too.

church websites is like saying "God is awesome, we sincerely believe that but unfortunately, because we know god isn't really all that, we need to help him out a bit, using evil science that god says is, like totally wrong"

You mean shit like this?

http://www.christianmingle.com

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

O, sweet merciful fuck.

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm

MIME GOSPEL.  I SHIT YOU NOT.


(warning: lots of flashing lights.  May cause seizures if you're epileptic.  Serious warning.)

Thanks LMNO!

This might actually all be funnier since I can't see it. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Its physically painful to watch.