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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 23, 2012, 06:16:35 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 23, 2012, 06:16:35 PM
Christmas Music Season officially begins on November 23rd, which is in 31 days.

You may begin screaming incoherently before that time, as you see fit.

Anyone found playing Christmas music BEFORE November 23rd can be legally beaten with chunks of rebar.

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P3nT4gR4m

#1
October 23, 2012, 06:29:41 PM
I never get sick of the Pogues and Kirsty McColl. The rest of it is no more annoying than 90% of the shite that get's played on the radio the rest of the year. I'll survive

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#2
October 23, 2012, 06:42:15 PM
I desperately hate pop jingle Christmas music. I am SO glad I don't work in retail.
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trippinprincezz13

#3
October 23, 2012, 06:42:42 PM
Shush, I've already been seeing Christmas ornaments and wrapping paper popping up here and there. Christmas music begins the day after Halloween, leading up to said orgy of consumerism on the 23rd.  I spent that day last year in the middle of some abandoned village in CT and hope to do something similar this year. Even though we made the mistake halfway there of stopping at Wal-Mart to pick up some food and propane. Not sure WTF we were thinking but managed to survive the stampede.

Spending for the sake of spending - utterly repulsive and I'll be doing my best to keep even further away from it this year 

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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 23, 2012, 06:44:53 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 23, 2012, 06:29:41 PM
I never get sick of the Pogues and Kirsty McColl. The rest of it is no more annoying than 90% of the shite that get's played on the radio the rest of the year. I'll survive

Four words:  Hard Rock Candy Christmas.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#5
October 23, 2012, 07:47:54 PM
You know what I'm planning on doing to someone who insists on playing Xmas tunes?  Absolutely nothing.  Why?  Because I'll be




SIMPLY







HAVING









A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
\

LMNO

#6
October 23, 2012, 07:48:33 PM
FUCKING.  BASTARD.

:trolling:

Juana

#7
October 23, 2012, 07:49:47 PM
Bastard! :argh!:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#8
October 23, 2012, 09:06:53 PM
Cain im going to be psychotically singing that by 8 pm.

Thanks a lot.

The sleep tech will thank you too im sure.
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#9
October 24, 2012, 02:27:49 AM
I heard a Christmas song on the fucking radio this morning.

It's not even Halloween yet.

I called 'em up, told them that I was switching off their station until after Thanksgiving, told them why, and hung up on their lame "but the album just came out" excuses.
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