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Dammit, Roger...

Started by Cuddlefish, October 30, 2012, 02:10:02 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:51:33 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

ItzlaGuido, Meso-American god of big storms and spray tan.

You know I asked the local temple about it and it turns out even they have standards.

Pop his collar.  The priests will never be able to tell the difference, and the God himself isn't picky.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

If y'all say we have to, we're going to have to, I suppose...

Richter?  I'm gonna need you to remove the tip and sharpen the end of one of my rapiers...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

If y'all say we have to, we're going to have to, I suppose...

Richter?  I'm gonna need you to remove the tip and sharpen the end of one of my rapiers...

Why?  It'll work just fine dull.  You just have to poke him harder.  I'm betting he'll be okay with that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

I have a whole truckload of Cletuses. Come get 'em.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 09:56:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 30, 2012, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Dammit, Luna, when you're told to sacrifice Dimo you don't ask questions you JUST SACRIFICE DIMO.  If there's a god out there that'll take him, you jump on that.

If y'all say we have to, we're going to have to, I suppose...

Richter?  I'm gonna need you to remove the tip and sharpen the end of one of my rapiers...

Why?  It'll work just fine dull.  You just have to poke him harder.  I'm betting he'll be okay with that.

After stabbing Richter in the junk so many times, it should be sharp already, just by osmosis...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."