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ITT, Holist demonstrates why his "English" is superior.

Started by Dildo Argentino, October 28, 2012, 10:55:40 AM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: CAKE on October 31, 2012, 02:31:17 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 30, 2012, 11:09:17 PM
Quote from: holist on October 30, 2012, 06:09:17 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 28, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Yes, but I think the opposite may be true of Holist: he has delusions of grandeur.  :magick:

Nah. Through biological and social luck of the straw, I'm simply smarter than most of you.  :lulz:

It's "luck of the draw," holist.

:lulz: No, as a NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN, because he's Holist. :lulz:

Pscht, you're only saying that because you don't have the pluck from the slaw. 
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 31, 2012, 02:35:04 AM
Quote from: CAKE on October 31, 2012, 02:31:17 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 30, 2012, 11:09:17 PM
Quote from: holist on October 30, 2012, 06:09:17 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 28, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Yes, but I think the opposite may be true of Holist: he has delusions of grandeur.  :magick:

Nah. Through biological and social luck of the straw, I'm simply smarter than most of you.  :lulz:

It's "luck of the draw," holist.

:lulz: No, as a NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN, because he's Holist. :lulz:

Pscht, you're only saying that because you don't have the pluck from the slaw.

The fuck in the craw?
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Nephew Twiddleton

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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 30, 2012, 11:09:17 PM
Quote from: holist on October 30, 2012, 06:09:17 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 28, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Yes, but I think the opposite may be true of Holist: he has delusions of grandeur.  :magick:

Nah. Through biological and social luck of the straw, I'm simply smarter than most of you.  :lulz:

It's "luck of the draw," holist.

Posts like this are why PD delivers.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Most definitely.

Whys holist being like this again? I remember he had a couple of false starts and then he disappeared.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 31, 2012, 03:36:05 AM
Most definitely.

Whys holist being like this again? I remember he had a couple of false starts and then he disappeared.

Because we don't accept that he is prostituting his brain to do translation work.

Dildo Argentino

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Dildo Argentino

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Dildo Argentino

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Anna Mae Bollocks

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Dildo Argentino

Quote from: CAKE on October 31, 2012, 02:31:17 AM
:lulz: No, as a NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN, because he's Holist. :lulz:

Not quite... as a native speaker of English you may be mistaken (as in this case you were) - because no native speaker has knowledge of the entire lexicon.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Dildo Argentino

Quote from: American Jackal on October 31, 2012, 03:45:09 AM
Because we don't accept that he is prostituting his brain to do translation work.

Nein! It's because he's given up.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: holist on October 31, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 30, 2012, 11:09:17 PM
It's "luck of the draw," holist.

I think you'll find... just google it.

What, the first two results that advise making St. Brigid's Crosses on St. Patrick's Day for family fun even though the appropriate time to make St. Brigid's Crosses are on St. Brigid's Day?

That's just the name of the article dude.

Twid,
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

People:  Please stop arguing with Holist on my thread.

And think about what you're doing:  You are trying to get the last word with an aspie.

Good luck with that.
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