Where do they come from?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You are the new Bob Hope. 

But I hate golf.   

Face it, you are the naked god of the golf course.  Older golfers warn little golfers about you before they tread the course over which you spew your venom.

You can't deny this.

I am the ogre of the NW golf course. 

There is a generation of golfers children growing up in fear.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You are the new Bob Hope. 

But I hate golf.   

Face it, you are the naked god of the golf course.  Older golfers warn little golfers about you before they tread the course over which you spew your venom.

You can't deny this.

I am the ogre of the NW golf course. 

There is a generation of golfers children growing up in fear.

There is a generation of golfers' children growing up thinking that soccer doesn't look so hard now. Shit, maybe rugby.