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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 03, 2012, 03:37:55 PM

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#30
December 04, 2012, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 04:25:16 PM
The reason Cramulus doesn't post here anymore is because he had to return to the ocean soon after he buried his eggs.

:spittake:

Elder Iptuous

#31
December 04, 2012, 04:43:06 PM
It was eight years ago that Cain did a dance that ended in a crotch grab toe spin that is estimated to finally end on the December solstice coming up.

Nephew Twiddleton lives in a house constructed entirely of precious moments porcelain figures, yet not a single precious moment has ever transpired within those confines.

Eater of Clowns eats by regurgitating his stomach much like a star fish, with the significant difference that it is fully ambulatory...  and it's standing right behind you.

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
December 04, 2012, 04:55:41 PM
Ippie's choice of facial hair is no fashion statement. A mad scientist from the 19th century, he was able to gain immortality- at a cost. He is unable to regrow hair or even pull off mitosis.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Eater of Clowns

#33
December 04, 2012, 08:40:26 PM
Telarus gave up virtual world building in favor of real world building, drawing upon the unique reality scripting language developed and used by hirley0.  The pair daily rewrite your life with such seamlessness that you never notice.  You can call them gods, and many have, but Telarus doesn't like the comparison, stating "gods are too obvious."
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Juana

#34
December 04, 2012, 09:29:01 PM
Stellz is the reason for Amarillo.

Freeky is why there's no law west of Pecos.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Pæs

#35
December 04, 2012, 09:29:22 PM
The MGT often jokes about PMing hirley0, but never would for fear of a reply.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
December 04, 2012, 10:48:20 PM
Rumor has it that if you merged all of Hirley0's threads by date instead of subject, the entire "history" of the next 50 years would be displayed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#37
December 04, 2012, 11:10:45 PM
Cainad once won a staring contest with the sphinx. This caused a ripple in the space-time continuum, which in turn caused a drunk driver to drive his car into, and destroy, the world's most isolated tree in the sahara in 1973
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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