What Christmas Is Really All About.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/newsmakers/enslaved-children-freed-after-being-forced-to-make-christmas-decorations-potentially-headed-for-us-194625049.html

The children, as young as 8 years old, were kept in rooms approximately six feet by six feet and had been forced to work up to 19-hour days making the decorations, which advocates believe may have been intended to be sold on the cheap in the United States.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This totally fucks our Christmas suprise story.

LIFE PREEMPTS ART.   

[Suu]

I hate this planet.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate this planet.

I hate this THREAD.  Nigel and I were working on a Christmas story JUST LIKE IT. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Shit, I'm sorry. Delete it and use mindlazors to erase it?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Shit, I'm sorry. Delete it and use mindlazors to erase it?

It's not your fault.  It's those damn orphan kids again.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

 

[Pæs]

This totally fucks our Christmas suprise story.

LIFE PREEMPTS ART.   

SEE ALSO: THE DIRECTION THIS WAS GOING http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33807.0.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This totally fucks our Christmas suprise story.

LIFE PREEMPTS ART.   

HO HO HO

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate this planet.

I hate this THREAD.  Nigel and I were working on a Christmas story JUST LIKE IT. 

Once again, our grim, cynical imaginations fail to keep up with the actual grimness of reality.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate this planet.

I hate this THREAD.  Nigel and I were working on a Christmas story JUST LIKE IT. 

Once again, our grim, cynical imaginations fail to keep up with the actual grimness of reality.

Yes, once again our pessimism has turned out to be idiotically optimistic.

You can't buy a century like this.  Erm.  Yes, actually you can.  It was made by little Yang Li, and delivered straight to your door via Amazon.com.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I hate this planet.

I hate this THREAD.  Nigel and I were working on a Christmas story JUST LIKE IT. 

Once again, our grim, cynical imaginations fail to keep up with the actual grimness of reality.

Yes, once again our pessimism has turned out to be idiotically optimistic.

You can't buy a century like this.  Erm.  Yes, actually you can.  It was made by little Yang Li, and delivered straight to your door via Amazon.com.

If you buy two more, it qualifies for free shipping and Yang Li gets a crust of bread and thirty minutes to sleep, eat, and use the bathroom before his next shift.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate this planet.

I hate this THREAD.  Nigel and I were working on a Christmas story JUST LIKE IT. 

Once again, our grim, cynical imaginations fail to keep up with the actual grimness of reality.

Yes, once again our pessimism has turned out to be idiotically optimistic.

You can't buy a century like this.  Erm.  Yes, actually you can.  It was made by little Yang Li, and delivered straight to your door via Amazon.com.

If you buy two more, it qualifies for free shipping and Yang Li gets a crust of bread and thirty minutes to sleep, eat, and use the bathroom before his next shift.

Actually, she only gets that if you pay $25 or more into the kickstarter.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I hate this planet.

I hate this THREAD.  Nigel and I were working on a Christmas story JUST LIKE IT. 

Once again, our grim, cynical imaginations fail to keep up with the actual grimness of reality.

Yes, once again our pessimism has turned out to be idiotically optimistic.

You can't buy a century like this.  Erm.  Yes, actually you can.  It was made by little Yang Li, and delivered straight to your door via Amazon.com.

If you buy two more, it qualifies for free shipping and Yang Li gets a crust of bread and thirty minutes to sleep, eat, and use the bathroom before his next shift.

Actually, she only gets that if you pay $25 or more into the kickstarter.

I hate to see what they get if someone only throws in $5. Probably a whipping.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Not all is lost! Well. Maybe. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/best-buy-sends-customers-5-201100187.html

A Best Buy customer ordered an iPad and was shocked when a box filled with five of them showed up at her door.

She reached out to the Consumerist for help, and they contacted Best Buy. They told her to keep them.

"We, here at Best Buy, acknowledge that we obviously made a mistake, but in the spirit of the holidays, we encourage you to keep the additional iPads and give them to people in need – friends, family, a local school or charity," Best Buy responded.

Now if only the cheap slave labor that made those iPads gets to keep their bread crusts and water rations as compensation for the work they did, despite the lost income, everything works out for, right?