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Refute Weeping Jesus? Exile!

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., December 08, 2012, 07:58:14 PM

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December 08, 2012, 07:58:14 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/world/2012/12/07/india-weeping-jesus.cnn

QuoteA man in India is living in exile after being charged with blasphemy for debunking a "weeping Jesus".

It's a video. I thought the report was pretty interesting and the comments about free speech versus freedom of religion were entertaining. And the 'holy water' is HILARIOUS.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cainad (dec.)

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December 08, 2012, 08:05:06 PM
The fact that it's sewer water is what actually convinced me that it was an act of God.

P3nT4gR4m

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December 08, 2012, 08:08:32 PM
AND JESUS WEPT TEARS OF POOP!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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December 08, 2012, 10:23:36 PM
God works in mysterious ways. Making you lick shit off your hand is just one of them. Praise Jesus!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Pæs

#4
December 09, 2012, 12:02:25 AM
Yeah, this dude has to realise that his right to freedom of expression must not encroach on my right to eat shit and praise Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 09, 2012, 02:38:22 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 08, 2012, 10:23:36 PM
God works in mysterious ways. Making you lick shit off your hand is just one of them. Praise Jesus!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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