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Oh, yeah, it's annual Holy Name™ time.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2012, 07:30:42 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#45
December 11, 2012, 06:42:32 PM
Yea, I could do with a new outfit...

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
December 11, 2012, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 06:42:32 PM
Yea, I could do with a new outfit...

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aidian

#47
December 11, 2012, 07:56:25 PM
You know that one inevitable post that makes you stop lurking and register so you can be a big shiny Part of The Fun? That'd be this one for me.

If you don't mind, or especially if you do, I'd like to put in for the digital anointing. I promise I'll wander over to the appropriate new-to-forum areas shortly.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#48
December 11, 2012, 08:00:12 PM
Quote from: Aidian on December 11, 2012, 07:56:25 PM
You know that one inevitable post that makes you stop lurking and register so you can be a big shiny Part of The Fun? That'd be this one for me.

If you don't mind, or especially if you do, I'd like to put in for the digital anointing. I promise I'll wander over to the appropriate new-to-forum areas shortly.

There is no "appropriate new-to-forum area".  It's all one horrible abbatoir.

And my feelings have nothing to do with it, one way or the other.  It's a Holy Man™ thing.  I don't expect You People with your undamaged brain matter to understand.  That being said:

Slightly Diseased Pheremone Discharge of Saintly and Superhuman Proportions
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#49
December 11, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.

Nigel, would you do the honors?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#50
December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#51
December 11, 2012, 10:36:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.

Nigel, would you do the honors?

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
December 11, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.

Oops... sorry! You can do it next time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#53
December 11, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.

Oops... sorry! You can do it next time.

it's ok, your one was better than anything else I could come up with.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
December 11, 2012, 11:14:33 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:53:51 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 11, 2012, 10:17:18 PM
Can I do it? I have been touched by the Messiah's Holy Appendage.

Oops... sorry! You can do it next time.

it's ok, your one was better than anything else I could come up with.

Ohhh, I have a feeling you have subtle horrors lurking deep within your heart.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#55
December 12, 2012, 01:03:24 AM
:D

mine were a bot Golgotha poop demon-esque...

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
December 12, 2012, 03:43:17 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:36:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
It occurs to me that I also need a new Holy Name™, and Payne is dead again.

Nigel, would you do the honors?

Triple-Felted Expeller Machine of Inexpressible Cosmic Force Disturbances.

I can feel the Holiness™ moving around in my bits!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#57
December 12, 2012, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 10, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
As will I.

The old one is still quite servicable, but it's starting to smell funny. Don't want people getting suspicious.

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The implications of that are staggeringly horrible.

THANK YOU!
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#58
December 13, 2012, 08:34:55 PM
I think I'd like another name, TGRR. I just got this one, it feels like, but I guess I didn't keep it clean like I shoulda. There's stuff seeping out that I can't identify and if I had a sense of smell I wouldn't be too happy, judging by the looks on people's faces as I pass by. Can you help me, Rev?
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P3nT4gR4m

#59
December 13, 2012, 09:30:18 PM
Can now report I've been using this holy name for a day or two and I feel at least twice as holy as I did with the old one. Immoral and (probably) illegal financial gain is sure to follow
8)

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