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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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Suu

#345
December 13, 2012, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2012, 02:19:24 PM
Don't expect Waffle on the board today.  It's St Lucia's Day, so everyone in Norway has to light their own hair on fire with candles.

And eat eyeballs, evidently.



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#346
December 13, 2012, 03:43:03 PM
FEAST FOR SAINT LUCY!  EYES ON A PLATE!



I was in a band that played a song with that title.

EK WAFFLR

#347
December 13, 2012, 04:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2012, 02:19:24 PM
Don't expect Waffle on the board today.  It's St Lucia's Day, so everyone in Norway has to light their own hair on fire with candles.

Actually, I usually light my thigh hair. It pleases St. Lucia
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

#348
December 13, 2012, 04:14:23 PM
:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#349
December 13, 2012, 04:28:27 PM
:lulz:


SO MUCH READING. Fortunately, a significant portion is women's labor history (Bread and Roses Strike? Bread and Roses Strike).


Also, there is a reason I don't talk social issues or politics with TBSD. Apparently, hoping for 50% of the legistlature to be women someday in the name of equal representation makes me a sexist bigot. :horrormirth: :tgrr:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#350
December 13, 2012, 04:32:16 PM
I don't even WANT to work anymore. My brain left for Florida last week.

On top of these two essays and studying for tonight's test, I need to go pay rent the next hill over, which requires me to either carry an automatic weapon should I walk, or take the bus, and I REALLY don't have time for either.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#351
December 13, 2012, 04:36:53 PM
Actually #2, I have broken my rule of not praying and/or thanking the gods due to newGF. I'm a lucky lucky man
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#352
December 13, 2012, 05:08:15 PM
Well, this place is quiet today.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#353
December 13, 2012, 05:17:29 PM
Not now. At least on my end. I have a follow up appointment about the sleep apnea but because of bus schedules a twenty minute appointment means i sign out for two hours. Even though the bus ride is about fifteen min.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#354
December 13, 2012, 05:19:18 PM
Also i suspect this means im eating at a 711 in brighton :lulz: :vom:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#355
December 13, 2012, 05:19:56 PM
THERE IS NAUGHT BUT NOISE.  IN MY HEAD AND IN MY HEART.  AT MY DESK AND IN ON THE PHONE.  IN THE CUBE FIELD AND IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

NAUGHT BUT NOISE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#356
December 13, 2012, 05:20:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2012, 01:41:24 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 13, 2012, 06:33:07 AM
:lulz: It is both incredibly flattering and incredibly dismaying that my name is now synonymous with "irretrievably fucked by forces outside of anyone's control".

And "Then his skin flew off."

That, too.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#357
December 13, 2012, 05:21:42 PM
I was up at five, but then I went back to bed and SUCCESSFULLY SLEPT IN! :jebus:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#358
December 13, 2012, 05:22:00 PM
Dammit I miss our old jebus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#359
December 13, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Why is it so much harder to write a short essay than a fucking thesis?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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