The Last Whiskey Bar

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

TB;DR

[Salty]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

Huh. That's cool. Sadly I believe I need a minor surgical procedure. I'd consider doing it myself but can't bend that way.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

TB;DR

Too Bostonian Didn't Read?

Nigel...

I think I need to have an icon of you and bless it with Jebus water.

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

Huh. That's cool. Sadly I believe I need a minor surgical procedure. I'd consider doing it myself but can't bend that way.

Well, I hope it works out. And that my attempt to meet you in person is under better circumstances. Was trying to make a joke but seriously, dude, hope it gets better.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

TB;DR

Too Bostonian Didn't Read?

Nigel...

I think I need to have an icon of you and bless it with Jebus water.

Yep. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

Huh. That's cool. Sadly I believe I need a minor surgical procedure. I'd consider doing it myself but can't bend that way.

When are we getting some Obamacare? When when when?

I need hernia surgery.  They tried to fix it with my other surgery, but it seems to have only made it slightly worse.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In other news, I read this and it pleased me:

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

TB;DR

Too Bostonian Didn't Read?

Nigel...

I think I need to have an icon of you and bless it with Jebus water.

Yep. 

I, as a sort of fake Catholic and definitely Discordian, proclaim Saint Nigel of Portland. Do two miracles and the Pope has no choice.

In the meanwhile, I will venerate you.

No shit, actually, choose your pic and your patronage. I'll put those miracles to the test and duly submit evidence to the Pope in Rome. Nowadays its a lot of curing cancer. Let's do two reasonable miracles and do this. For example, the completion of any project I start. Miracle, through the intercession of Blessed Nigel of Portland. Bam, one miracle down, and beatified.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

TB;DR

Too Bostonian Didn't Read?

Nigel...

I think I need to have an icon of you and bless it with Jebus water.

Yep. 

I, as a sort of fake Catholic and definitely Discordian, proclaim Saint Nigel of Portland. Do two miracles and the Pope has no choice.

In the meanwhile, I will venerate you.

No shit, actually, choose your pic and your patronage. I'll put those miracles to the test and duly submit evidence to the Pope in Rome. Nowadays its a lot of curing cancer. Let's do two reasonable miracles and do this. For example, the completion of any project I start. Miracle, through the intercession of Blessed Nigel of Portland. Bam, one miracle down, and beatified.

excellent!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT I EASE PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A LIVING AND CANNOT ACQUIRE MEDICAL CARE TO ADDRESS MY OWN.

KINDA FUCKING HILARIOUS.

:/

Vacay in Boston. I know a rubbing guy and a good hospital.

I hear the rubbing guy plays drums in this band, and that his guitarist and bassist work at said hospital.

He's got a kid, moving is not on the table unless baby momma moves too.

That's why I said vacay(shun).

SPEAK ENGLISH, BOSTONIAN! 

Fahkin dood. Waddaya wan me tuh say heeyuh? Shid I say sumthin like, "Mister Altybaran, Your Excellency, perchance thou couldst sojourn to our just as gloomy but warmer climes? I know a percussionist who is skilled in the arts of the masseur, and my somewhat less than betrothed and I labor within the walls of one of the finest hospices in this vast land. To whit, when thou art done getting pressed and prodded &c, thou couldst join us in cup crushing at the local tavern"?

TB;DR

Too Bostonian Didn't Read?

Nigel...

I think I need to have an icon of you and bless it with Jebus water.

Yep. 

I, as a sort of fake Catholic and definitely Discordian, proclaim Saint Nigel of Portland. Do two miracles and the Pope has no choice.

In the meanwhile, I will venerate you.

No shit, actually, choose your pic and your patronage. I'll put those miracles to the test and duly submit evidence to the Pope in Rome. Nowadays its a lot of curing cancer. Let's do two reasonable miracles and do this. For example, the completion of any project I start. Miracle, through the intercession of Blessed Nigel of Portland. Bam, one miracle down, and beatified.

excellent!

Oh (pending) Saint Nigel, in the name of our Lord Jesus, grant me the vision and lack of Irish Catholic work ethic to finish CDGASM by... oh let's say... Bealtaine. If I get it done prior to Ash Wednesday, we'll consider a plenary indulgence without prior confession for all involved. This means of course that all involved can die on the same day and go straight to the exclusive country club. You're way cooler than St. Kateri Tekawasomething in Algonquin. Let's see some cutsies, especially since you haven't gone to Heaven yet. In saecula saeculorum. Amen.

(Pray for nine days straight)

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

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help me troll the pissy libertarian!

I have to get to the city centre to get Xmas gifts or else i'll have to go tomorrow and that will mean exhaustion and panic attacks and no Xmas social with my femininjas type fun for me..

[Suu]

Pulled almost all-nighter with Latin last night, now I look like I got both of my eyes punched in. Figures, Navy Christmas Party tonight, and I gotta meet his darn family tomorrow. On the bright side, a night in Upstate NY is not Providence, so it may help my stress levels.

[Cain]

Pulled an all-nighter last night too.

Today is the last day of term, though.

Today is also the start of OPERATION ALAMO.  The glitchiest map in the game, your team has to survive five rounds, as a group.  Epic BSN whinefest concerning that.  You mean a team game may require teamwork, what is this heresy?  I could cheese this and do the entire match as a solo Krogan Vanguard, but fuck it, I'm gonna do it legit.  Turian Sentinel, Mattock and Scorpion Pistol.  Let's do this thing.

[Suu]

My brain hurts.

No really, I have the beginnings of what could become an epic migraine post-exam. So I'm sitting here in the student coffeehouse with a hot chai and trying to relax until my train to New London.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.