The Last Whiskey Bar

[Don Coyote]

Final grades are coming out.
3.4 in my American History class in which I did not read the books.

Nice work!

Also no more history.

FOREVER

Unless I decide to become a history major which is unlikely.

I hate history.

I only like history as a means to provide some context for the fiction I some times indulge in, or to better inform my understanding of knightly armored combat, or to piss of the DM/players of any table top RPG I might be playing in.

'What do you mean my assitant put my pants on backwards? I'm not wearing pants and plate armor doesn't work like that. Also does this armor come with a bascinet or a sallet?"

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Final grades are coming out.
3.4 in my American History class in which I did not read the books.

Nice work!

Also no more history.

FOREVER

Unless I decide to become a history major which is unlikely.

I hate history.

History is the tits.

It just won't pay much.

No, I hate it all. It should be banned.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Final grades are coming out.
3.4 in my American History class in which I did not read the books.

Nice work!

Also no more history.

FOREVER

Unless I decide to become a history major which is unlikely.

I hate history.

History is the tits.

It just won't pay much.

No, I hate it all. It should be banned.

But that one guy said "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." It would be chaos and the middle ages all over again! Plagues and wars and senseless vio . . . oh wait.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Final grades are coming out.
3.4 in my American History class in which I did not read the books.

Nice work!

Also no more history.

FOREVER

Unless I decide to become a history major which is unlikely.

I hate history.

History is the tits.

It just won't pay much.

No, I hate it all. It should be banned.

But that one guy said "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." It would be chaos and the middle ages all over again! Plagues and wars and senseless vio . . . oh wait.

Not even that. History is just the tits. Like I said.

Those two round things between your neck and navel? Those are shadows cast on the cave wall when history is held up to the light.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I hate history.

History is the tits.

It just won't pay much.

No, I hate it all. It should be banned.

Wasn't there a pention to that effect? What ever happened to that?

And seriously, what's the deal with people in history always being in the past? Like, get with the times, guys!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate history.

History is the tits.

It just won't pay much.

No, I hate it all. It should be banned.

Wasn't there a pention to that effect? What ever happened to that?

And seriously, what's the deal with people in history always being in the past? Like, get with the times, guys!

Something about time travelers using our own history against us

or 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

Sounds like she's taking the long road but she's making progress on it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

Sounds like she's taking the long road but she's making progress on it.

She is. I think.

Again, she's several states over. Though, she assures me that Javier and I would have a lot in common.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

Sounds like she's taking the long road but she's making progress on it.

She is. I think.

Again, she's several states over. Though, she assures me that Javier and I would have a lot in common.

Well that should make for an interesting meeting, then, yeah? Something to look forward to . . . cautiously. :P

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

Sounds like she's taking the long road but she's making progress on it.

She is. I think.

Again, she's several states over. Though, she assures me that Javier and I would have a lot in common.

Well that should make for an interesting meeting, then, yeah? Something to look forward to . . . cautiously. :P

She's also basing this assessment of how she knew me approximately 10 years ago.   

I'm sure he's fine. Though I don't know why she broke up with Ranji. I liked him.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

Sounds like she's taking the long road but she's making progress on it.

She is. I think.

Again, she's several states over. Though, she assures me that Javier and I would have a lot in common.

Well that should make for an interesting meeting, then, yeah? Something to look forward to . . . cautiously. :P

She's also basing this assessment of how she knew me approximately 10 years ago.   

I'm sure he's fine. Though I don't know why she broke up with Ranji. I liked him.

Hence the caution. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm an uncle again. My parents now have the same amount of grandchildren as children. Replacement rate at 1 for 1.

Congrats!

Grassy ass!

I wonder what this one's going to be. Kidmidsister1 is Hindu, Kidmidsister2 is Jewish.

Wiccan.

Kidding! That's a good question. It's cool they've got options, though.

I wouldn't mind if she ended up Wiccan. I was Wiccan too. Hell, when I am practicing Paganism, my rituals take a Wiccan format.

Everyone has options, otherwise I'd be a Catholic (oh wait... whoops). It just happens that Kidmid1's father is named Ranji, and Kidmid2's father is... well, he's got the same first name as me, so I reckon his father is Irish and his mother is Jewish. He's also a dumbass, which I hope didn't get grafted onto my nephew's genome. Kidmid3's father is named Javier, so, probably Catholic.

Also, Midsister needs to start paying attention to her religion a bit more. If abortion is wrong, then so is premarital sex. Doesn't apply now, Javier is my brother-in-law. Never met him either though. Actually we didn't know she was getting married until she already was.

Heh. None of my siblings are married and two of them have kids. For awhile all my brothers lived at home with our parents - my sibs are all in their late twenties - and their baby mamas all lived at home with THEIR parents and the babies got passed back and forth. Now the oldest of the boys and his girl have a place a few towns over but the other one has broken up with his girl and it's a mess ripe for Springer. And there aren't really any options religion wise, in our town. Shit, until I went to college I believed that pagans were extinct, like dinosaurs. Brainwashing was interesting, even for those of us who didn't go to church at all.

I knew other Pagans in high school. Matter of fact I was Pagan when I took my Confirmation- which I did because I was expected to :adds to list of sins to confess:

The rest of it sounds messy, sorry to hear it.

Midsister's been pregnant 5 times. 5 fathers. 2 miscarriages. I remember that being an exasperated joke between my mother and me- her first pregnancy/miscarriage was when she was 18, and we were like, "dude, get an abortion. Also break up with asshole. Also, wear condoms" and she was like, "no, abortion is wrong. I'm Catholic." Mom and I shared a lot of facepalming around that time. Anyway, Jesus aborted that for her. And thankfully so. That father was not only a dumbass also, but abusive to boot.

Sounds like she's taking the long road but she's making progress on it.

She is. I think.

Again, she's several states over. Though, she assures me that Javier and I would have a lot in common.

Well that should make for an interesting meeting, then, yeah? Something to look forward to . . . cautiously. :P

She's also basing this assessment of how she knew me approximately 10 years ago.   

I'm sure he's fine. Though I don't know why she broke up with Ranji. I liked him.

Hence the caution. 

[Cain]

Three arsonists have been expelled from the school and the accomodation, including the one who foolishly assaulted me last year.

Now we just have to get rid of our thief, but he's digging his own grave anyway, and like Napoleon said, you should never interfere with an enemy intent on committing suicide.