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Started by Faust, December 17, 2012, 05:21:12 PM

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Faust

December 17, 2012, 05:21:12 PM
It's been one year since Kim Jong Il died and one year without the government collapsing into a desperate power grab.
And if it did congratulations on your successful media blackout.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
December 17, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
Has it really been a year already? Fucking hell.
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#2
December 17, 2012, 10:52:31 PM
Time flies when you're having fun, right North Korea?
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#3
December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
As an added note, this reminds me that one of my customers asked me about awhile who Kim Jong was and why he was ill? Was he some rich Chinese guy or what? At first I thought she was trolling, then I realized she was talking about something she'd seen on Yahoo! News, but hadn't read because she was looking for an article about Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner. And she didn't believe the explanation I gave her about a crazy Korean dictator-type.

Because Koreans are cute and little and fuzzy and wouldn't do things that are bad.

So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas. I think so long as you don't do anything that merits an interruption of Grey's Anatomy or America's Got Talent, you're safe.
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Pæs

#4
December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas.

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#5
December 17, 2012, 10:59:37 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas.


Isn't he cute and cuddly? Don't you just want to give him a loving squeeze and rub his belly?
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#6
December 17, 2012, 11:54:13 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
So congrats, also, North Korea, for successfully convincing part of America that you are, in fact, humanoid koalas.


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

KILL IT!
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#7
December 18, 2012, 12:01:35 AM
I knew those fuckers were bad news.
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Faust

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December 18, 2012, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2012, 10:58:13 PM

Honourable leader Kim Jong Un, it is a pleasure to have you with us.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.
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#10
December 18, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.

It is a shoop, koalas have cute little bunny teeth.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
December 18, 2012, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.

It is a shoop, koalas have cute little bunny teeth.

Still pretty awesome  :lulz:
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Pæs

#12
December 18, 2012, 10:58:31 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 18, 2012, 09:33:48 PM
That's an awesome pic.

It is a shoop, koalas have cute little bunny teeth.
Sure. And you have no agenda AT ALL in attempting to convince us of their innocence.

:roll:


THE URL: http://australianmuseum.net.au/Uploads/Comments/18460/dropbear1.jpg
The museum is probably lying, though.

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
December 18, 2012, 11:16:19 PM
Wait, really? The little guys who get stoned off of eucalyptus all the time are little cuddly murderers?

Dude.


That's fucking metal.
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December 18, 2012, 11:20:16 PM
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