The Last Whiskey Bar

[Eater of Clowns]

See the first time I bled out my asshole I thought it was a huge deal also.  Turns out it's pretty common, really not much to worry about, and solves itself in about a week.  I guess you just have a lot of blood vessels up there and stress or a particularly big turd can rip a few open and make you shit a bit of blood.

That first time wiping and seeing a big red streak, though, man.  That's an experience.

[Eater of Clowns]

Also with that:

*drops the mic*

I'm out, bitches.  Enjoy your lunch.

[Suu]

you have, presumably, had a doctor stick a scope up your ass and take a look, right?

Yeah once a year, I've fissures from when I was a child that again tend to open when I am stressed. I've been told it's fine but if it happens for a prolonged period to take iron supplements.

Okay, phew. I was gonna say, mouth sores and bleeding anus sound like a fucking recipe for Crohn's.

Or a REALLY interesting case of herpes.

[Faust]

you have, presumably, had a doctor stick a scope up your ass and take a look, right?

Yeah once a year, I've fissures from when I was a child that again tend to open when I am stressed. I've been told it's fine but if it happens for a prolonged period to take iron supplements.

Okay, phew. I was gonna say, mouth sores and bleeding anus sound like a fucking recipe for Crohn's.

Or a REALLY interesting case of herpes.

Yeah the doctors though so too at first. It took three colonoscopies and one barium to find out there isn't actually anything seriously wrong there.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pills here, today.  I'm up for any program, but I have the initiative of a lobotomy patient.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I went on a date with a short, hot Satanist tonight.

My heart just really isn't in this dating thing.

I do think I might ask out FBF's employee though.

If that isn't too weird. He's pretty, timid, a financial analyst, and seems kinda gay, which is TOTALLY my type.

A timid financial analyst Satanist?



Well, I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.

Nononono

The timid financial analyst isn't a Satanist, as far as I can tell.

Why do Satanists all have to do that thing with the goatee? Is it the Law?

[Cain]

Packing today, so I won't be around too much from tomorrow.

Depending on how boring my home away from home is.  Or if they've invented WiFi in the West Country yet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

you have, presumably, had a doctor stick a scope up your ass and take a look, right?

Yeah once a year, I've fissures from when I was a child that again tend to open when I am stressed. I've been told it's fine but if it happens for a prolonged period to take iron supplements.

Vitamin C supplements can also help a lot with that; it's vital for mucus membrane health.

It's nice to come on PD and find one of the first conversations I see to be about anal bleeding. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I went on a date with a short, hot Satanist tonight.

My heart just really isn't in this dating thing.

I do think I might ask out FBF's employee though.

If that isn't too weird. He's pretty, timid, a financial analyst, and seems kinda gay, which is TOTALLY my type.

A timid financial analyst Satanist?



Well, I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.

Nononono

The timid financial analyst isn't a Satanist, as far as I can tell.

Why do Satanists all have to do that thing with the goatee? Is it the Law?

It's the uniform.  Anton LaVey designed it, and they all have to wear it.

[Elder Iptuous]

it's a baphomet thing, isn't it? from the 19th century?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I went on a date with a short, hot Satanist tonight.

My heart just really isn't in this dating thing.

I do think I might ask out FBF's employee though.

If that isn't too weird. He's pretty, timid, a financial analyst, and seems kinda gay, which is TOTALLY my type.

A timid financial analyst Satanist?



Well, I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.

Nononono

The timid financial analyst isn't a Satanist, as far as I can tell.

Why do Satanists all have to do that thing with the goatee? Is it the Law?

It's the uniform.  Anton LaVey designed it, and they all have to wear it.

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

[Cain]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

I'm not sure I understand there is a difference.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

I'm not sure I understand there is a difference.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's unfortunate. The shaved head and goatee thing USED to look Satanic, but now it just looks like a midlife crisis.

Shush, old man!