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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 19, 2012, 05:07:25 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 19, 2012, 05:07:25 PM
Why can't you listen?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1
December 19, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
I'm listening. Thread makes no sound  :?

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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 19, 2012, 05:15:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 19, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
I'm listening. Thread makes no sound  :?

Well, I certainly didn't expect a SCOTSMAN to follow a simple instruction.  That's why you guys are FUCKED.  It's why Saint Boodle, the Scottish Apostle, was kicked out...Trying to feed Jesus M&Ms ISN'T FUNNY.  You People have no appreciation for a deity's DIGNITY, and watching Him try to scarf down the M&Ms before they fell through his palms must have been the sort of RETARDED HUMOR that leads Scotsmen to do the sort of shit they do.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#3
December 19, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
You can't tell me what to do. I'm entitled.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 19, 2012, 05:26:42 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 19, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
You can't tell me what to do. I'm entitled.

Since when are you an American?  No, you're perched on that rock you call an island, upside down like a fucking bat, because you're too COOL to live on the upper side of the planet like NORMAL PEOPLE.  It's NOT "cool", it's dangerous and sets a BAD EXAMPLE for children.  Oh, yeah, I know, the FIRST time is "free", but soon they HAVE to hang upside down, and they'll beat up old ladies to pay for it.  You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#5
December 19, 2012, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 19, 2012, 05:26:42 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 19, 2012, 05:23:38 PM
You can't tell me what to do. I'm entitled.

Since when are you an American?  No, you're perched on that rock you call an island, upside down like a fucking bat, because you're too COOL to live on the upper side of the planet like NORMAL PEOPLE.  It's NOT "cool", it's dangerous and sets a BAD EXAMPLE for children.  Oh, yeah, I know, the FIRST time is "free", but soon they HAVE to hang upside down, and they'll beat up old ladies to pay for it.  You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

We tried to be cool. Thought we were proper geographical hipsters and everything. It was beautiful, to be able to say "New Zealand, you've probably never heard of it."

But then the hobbits came with their international media and the MAINSTREAM started to infect us.

And now our Prime Minister dances Gangnam Style for votes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzn_al9gLA

TOTAL ASSIMILATION ACCOMPLISHED.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 19, 2012, 05:38:38 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 19, 2012, 05:34:49 PM
We tried to be cool. Thought we were proper geographical hipsters and everything. It was beautiful, to be able to say "New Zealand, you've probably never heard of it."

"We're not underground, we're UNDER THE PLANET."

Jesus H Christ, get over yourselves, already.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 19, 2012, 05:44:00 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#8
December 20, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMNIT!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 20, 2012, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 20, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMNIT!

No.  Triple Zero has rights, because HE whittles.  On a porch.  In AMERICA.  You, sir, live in a country that makes up new letters to compensate for your slavery to the social safety net, and lets people run around all unregistered.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 20, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 19, 2012, 05:44:00 PM
:lulz:

Dark Empress Nigel laughs at hideously inappropriate things.  For example, that bad artist that wouldn't do the "Nerve Agent Dance" for the pleasure of the Skinsaw Queen...So Nigel had the artist's feet cut off, since the artist wasn't using them anyway.  And the poor girl's severed feet are still dancing in those horrible red shoes, just outside the church door, waiting for an  absolution that will never, ever come. 

This is why her subjects aren't a church-going folk.  That shit is CREEPY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#11
December 20, 2012, 03:35:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: holis† on December 20, 2012, 02:13:38 PM
I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMNIT!

No.  Triple Zero has rights, because HE whittles.  On a porch.  In AMERICA.  You, sir, live in a country that makes up new letters to compensate for your slavery to the social safety net, and lets people run around all unregistered.

:spit:

HALLELUJAH, FOR MINE EYES HATH WITNESSED THIS MOST HOLY OF ACTS :lulz: :lulz:


Also, violating the sanctity of this thread for cheap yuks.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
December 20, 2012, 03:39:23 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 20, 2012, 03:35:04 PM
Also, violating the sanctity of this thread for cheap yuks.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when the hydraulic men come around, some dark night.  You'll hear the whine of their pumps, the hiss of their cylinders...But we won't be hearing from you.  No.  You'll be BUSY, really, really BUSY, and you'll have NOBODY BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME.  You will call upon me THEN, but I shall not answer.  Not because you're a vile sinner (you are), but because those motherfuckers are MEAN.  They keep a bug in the back of their vans.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

insideout

#13
December 20, 2012, 04:17:31 PM
some cool threads:

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
December 20, 2012, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: insideout on December 20, 2012, 04:17:31 PM
some cool threads:


SAVED BY THE NANNYWALL!  Gypsy Rose?  Is that some kind of hippy shit?  See, this is EXACTLY why you're inside out.  If you got with the times, you'd be right side up and your organs wouldn't be dangling all over the place.  I've seen this before...It's the apartment where the body parts are hidden.  There's a big lock on the door.  It's only opened late at night when Nigel sneaks in to cover the pieces with more dry ice to keep the smell down.

I TOLD her and TOLD her to take the pieces out one at a time and toss them in a dumpster, but would she listen?  HELL no.  Just wait until it gets warm and the roaches come out.  They'll be trying to get in under the door, and that'll be SURE to tip off the cops.

But I digress.  Fact is, this thread, this board, this nation, indeed, this very WORLD can do without more patchouli-stink.  THE 60s ENDED 40 YEARS AGO.  IT'S OVER.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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