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Why The Good Reverend Roger is lucky not to be employed by the government, #873

Started by LMNO, December 24, 2012, 06:29:12 PM

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LMNO

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

QuoteA federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded "releasing the awful and unpleasant odor" in his Baltimore office.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 24, 2012, 06:29:12 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

QuoteA federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded "releasing the awful and unpleasant odor" in his Baltimore office.

He needs to get a formal diagnosis of IBS, and sue them for not making reasonable accommodations for his disability.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2012, 10:02:33 PM
How can you be written up for farting?  FFS.

It must be horrible beyond the pale. My thought is that if it's that awful, it's got to be a medical condition.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Biologocal function, I cant see how it isnt.  I gaurantee the flatulence is nothing on the smell made by HR shittingnthemselves.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2012, 10:25:19 PM
Biologocal function, I cant see how it isnt.  I gaurantee the flatulence is nothing on the smell made by HR shittingnthemselves.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 24, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2012, 10:25:19 PM
Biologocal function, I cant see how it isnt.  I gaurantee the flatulence is nothing on the smell made by HR shittingnthemselves.

:lulz:

They still twitch over what I pulled when they tried to tell me I couldnt eat vindaloo at my desk.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat