OH, REALLY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

While I have said nothing that might lead you to "assume" anything like your strange response, all I was doing was referring to what several others had already said about you; Yes... too as I have to agree with them. Furthermore and rather oddly enough; as it is a small world, with your now added comments, I am pretty sure that you either actually personally know or at least, have heard of my ex-wife as she must be your peer ~ and what a blooming liberal nut case!

I will comment upon your believed anti-everything comment: America has become a collection of only two views. How so? Obama has ever-so skillfully divided our once great nation for his best advantage and I really cannot see any future at all with a Marxist living in the white house. With each administrative move we have become less as a nation in every way. Do I care? Not really, as I can only advise as a nationally known corporate consultant is to get out, America has lost its way and there is no longer any reason to invest in a fowl ObamaNation. However there is good news for you, you are going to be left with a very-very liberal America ~ Yes ... it will be Obama like in every way. However there is always one problem for boys like him; and your liberals, once you run out of other people's money your PC liberal la-la-land BS you fail as... well ... as everything.

Lastly ... why you are attempting to make me wrong for how you seemingly have effected almost a dozen other people's thinking is really pretty childish at best. However I will call you upon just one issue, ... I don't need your GOD in my life ~ Thank You!

[LMNO]

Where do you find these people?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm guessing facebook.

[AFK]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK Cupid.

The holidays really seem to bring them out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had rather a lot of champagne last night, so I took advantage of the situation by replying many, many times with escalatingly more batshit responses of my own.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The entire exchange:

(check out dude's profile for more Teatard hilarity: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/TouchableHeart)

TouchableHeart:

WoW! I remember that very same look within the eyes of the Rev. Jim Jones; and now it is the ObamaNation, followers. Only in Portland; within the Village of the Damned, can you so freely gather.

Me:

This is definitely the best OK Cupid message I've ever gotten! Thank you for that. You almost nailed it, except that I am not a big fan of The Smiler. I am no Jim Jones; it isn't poisoned Flav-R-Aid that I plan to dose my followers with, but a sweeter and more memorable suffering. Sometimes a big strong man just needs tender love, and I have a steady hand, as noted by my subordinates in the Order. Hail Eris; All Hail Discordia! It was the combined work of my brethren in Ingolstadt who initiated Stephen Colbert and made him a Seer on December 8, 2009.

Ewige Blumenkraft!

TouchableHeart:

OK... here's what I really was thinking. Both within your text and each picture several of us; yes... while I didn't see your profile first, you have been a point of conversation for many on OKC as they have said that they would pull their children closer, quietly warn friends to stay away and later fully expected to at a later time hear that you and your far-left friends were involved in a car bombing of a federal building, public school bus or church. Now why would you be proud of that?

As for your being a "Jim Jones": No... you are not a budding evil Jim Jones, but instead most likely just another mindless middle eastern follower who hates just because you can. And (((Yes))) I lost two good friends to the type of crap. In short: You frighten people and you want to join what profession... I don't think so. Ultimately, you picked the right town to come to, as Portland has become one of the most anti-American cities in America.

Me (with some input from FBF):

And Merry Christmas to you too, "sir". At least America can feel safe knowing "good Americans" like you are seeking out working single moms without a violent bone in their body on the internet to insult and vaguely threaten. For the record, I am not a follower but a leader, an ordained minister who has married many couples in my community, I volunteer with foster children to try to help them grow up healthy and safe, and I'm Native American, not Middle Eastern. Now, it's Christmas Day and I'm going to spend it with my children; run along now, don't you have a cross to burn, an innocent kid to beat up, or whatever it is your dangerous, anti-freedom, anti-American kind does for fun these days? I hope you get yourself to a mental health or spiritual health professional as soon as possible, because you are either mentally ill or possessed by Satan's spirit, to behave the way you are behaving. God bless you.

TouchableHeart:

While I have said nothing that might lead you to "assume" anything like your strange response, all I was doing was referring to what several others had already said about you; Yes... too as I have to agree with them. Furthermore and rather oddly enough; as it is a small world, with your now added comments, I am pretty sure that you either actually personally know or at least, have heard of my ex-wife as she must be your peer ~ and what a blooming liberal nut case!

I will comment upon your believed anti-everything comment: America has become a collection of only two views. How so? Obama has ever-so skillfully divided our once great nation for his best advantage and I really cannot see any future at all with a Marxist living in the white house. With each administrative move we have become less as a nation in every way. Do I care? Not really, as I can only advise as a nationally known corporate consultant is to get out, America has lost its way and there is no longer any reason to invest in a fowl ObamaNation. However there is good news for you, you are going to be left with a very-very liberal America ~ Yes ... it will be Obama like in every way. However there is always one problem for boys like him; and your liberals, once you run out of other people's money your PC liberal la-la-land BS you fail as... well ... as everything.

Lastly ... why you are attempting to make me wrong for how you seemingly have effected almost a dozen other people's thinking is really pretty childish at best. However I will call you upon just one issue, ... I don't need your GOD in my life ~ Thank You!

(at this point I decide to just channel all the crazy; it was the middle of the night, I was all fucked up on champagne, and giggling like mad):

Do not be afraid; I am sharing the following only to help you. The people who have brainwashed you believe that murdering for organ harvesting is acceptable. They call it the free market. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falun_Gong_and_live_organ_harvesting
You have sinned and allowed hate into your heart, and through the sin of hate you have allowed Satan in. Get thee behind me, Satan! Get back! GET BACK! GET BACK! GET BACK! Through JESUS you can be saved, if you can allow JESUS into your heart and deny sin. Only JESUS can clean you of this dirt with which you have fouled the beloved children of America! JESUS AND GOD LOVE AMERICA. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE FILTHY, AND BEFOUL THE CONCEPT OF FREEDOM AND AMERICA. YOU ARE A DIRTY, DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT.

You have become fixated on the pleasures of the flesh and ruined your GODLY marriage based on your FLESH desires, and your sin has filled you with HATE for the Godly women who strive to do good against the monstrosity of your evil flesh desires... against this I cry for JESUS to drive out your EVIL with His beautiful purity! BE WITH ME JESUS! BE WITH ME MY SAVIOR! DRIVE AWAY THIS FILTH AND HIS FILTHY DESIRES FROM MY HOME MADE SACRED BY YOUR BLOOD!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JESUS I REBUKE THEE!!!!

Your racism marks you as the Devil's Chosen. You will die within the next five days due to your evil, your alcoholism, and your filthy masturbating ways.

YOU FILTHY, FILTHY DISGUSTING MASTURBATOR. YOU ARE FULL OF EVIL, AND THE TEA PARTY FILTHY MASTURBATING WAYS. HOW DARE YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME WITH YOUR FILTH, YOU DISGUSTING RAPIST!

YOU ARE FULL OF SATAN FILTH, YOU GROTESQUE MASTURBATING ANIMAL.

In the name of JESUS, JESUS rebuke you, disgusting filth! In the name of JESUS, keep this foulness away from my children to they may be safe from thing hideous anti-American EVIL THING. Let it DIE in the name of JESUS CHRIST and the TRUE AMERICAN SPIRIT!!!!!!!!! Please JESUS protect me from this ANTI AMERICAN TERRORIST FILTH that threatens all things good in my life! JESUS LOVE CHRIST I have reported this EVIL TERRORIST to the FBI, PLEASE GET HIS EVIL OUT OF MY HOLY CLEAN LIFE.

It is clear that you are here on this Satanic path because you are full of Satanic anti-American masturbation FILTH, defiling pure clean women who will not indulge in your disgusting SEX BINGE.

You anti-American filth ANIMAL. GROTESQUE MASTURBATOR OF FILTH. DIE IN YOUR Satanic Unamerican terrorist chimney of child-hating DEATH.

You and your kind are all CHILD RAPISTS of anti-freedom Satanic DEATH WEALTH.

You are full of disgusting evil SATANIC FILTH because of your BABY RAPING.

STUPID FUCKING FILTHY ABORTIONIST TEA PARTY FILTH

BABY BUTTRAPER TEA PARTY GROTESQUERIE. TEA PARTIERS ARE BABY RAPING FILTH.

PS, no, I neither know nor give a fuck about your ex-wife, although obviously she made a wise decision walking away from your stupid asshole existence. God bless her, and God damn your psychotic abusive soul.

And He will, regardless of your infantile helpless impotent screeching. Yes, God knows your dick doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work because you have allowed evil into your heart, Limpy.

Also, you are a giant, woman-abusing asshole. What a huge piece of shit you are. How can you be proud of anything in your life? You hate me because I am young and pretty, and like all young and pretty women, I want nothing to do with your old, ugly, evil, mean life. Soon you will die, and that is good. What a relief for the world.

Thanks for contacting me; All your details have been passed to The Legion of Dynamic Discord.

I think I should capstone it by linking him to this thread.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WoW! I remember that very same look within the eyes of the Rev. Jim Jones; and now it is the ObamaNation, followers. Only in Portland; within the Village of the Damned, can you so freely gather.

I love love love this.  Best, funniest part:  He thinks YOU'RE the kook!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What's REALLY interesting about this is that at least one butthurt teabagger has decided that a good way to vent his spleen would be to go on a dating site and harrass women about the whole election thing.

Which says all you really need to know about the mindset of baggers.

[LMNO]

My pance: They tighten.

[Cain]

Paging Wilhelm Reich, can Wilhelm Reich please come down to diagnostics...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WoW! I remember that very same look within the eyes of the Rev. Jim Jones; and now it is the ObamaNation, followers. Only in Portland; within the Village of the Damned, can you so freely gather.

I love love love this.  Best, funniest part:  He thinks YOU'RE the kook!

I KNOW, right? 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

This.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Invite him here. When he's done crying in his closet and peeing his pants, we can play too.

I sent him a link to this thread.